A Fiscal Ranking Of Every President Based On Net Wealth

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Forty-four presidents have made their way through the Oval Office. That’s a lot of money and power to pass through the doors of the White House. The guys over at Supercompressor ranked every president based off his net wealth from one to 44. We just broke them down into tiers.

The net wealth of each president is based off 2010 U.S. dollars.

Bottom Tier – Less than $1M

T-44. Harry Truman < $1M
T-44. Calvin Coolidge <$1M
T-44. Woodrow Wilson <$1M
T-44. Chester Arthur <$1M
T-44. James A. Garfield <$1M
T-44. Ulysses S. Grant < $1M
T-44. Andrew Johnson < $1M
T-44. Abraham Lincoln < $1M
T-44. James Buchanan – < $1M

Bottom Middle Tier – Between $1M and $20M

T-34. Warren G. Harding – $1M
T-34. William McKinley – $1M
32. Franklin Pierce – $2M
T-31. William Howard Taft -$3M
T-31. Rutherford B. Hayes -$3M
29. Millard Fillmore – $4M
T-28. Benjamin Harrison – $5M
T-28. William Henry Harrison – $5M
26. Zachary Taylor – $6M
T-25. Jimmy Carter – $7M
T-25. Gerald Ford – $7M
23. Dwight D. Eisenhower – $8M
22. James Polk – $10M
21. Barack Obama – $12M
20. Ronald Reagan – $13M
19. Richard Nixon – $15M
18. John Adams- $19M

Top Middle Tier – Between $20M and $100M

17. George W. Bush – $20M
16. John Quincy Adams – $21M
15. George H. W. Bush – $23M
14. Grover Cleveland – $25M
13. Martin Van Buren – $26M
12. James Monroe – $27M
11. John Tyler – $51M
10. Bill Clinton -$55M
9. Franklin D. Roosevelt – $60M
8. Herbert Hoover – $75M
7. Lyndon B. Johnson – $98M

Top Tier – Between $100M and $1B

6. James Madison – $101M
5. Andrew Jackson – $119M
4. Teddy Roosevelt – $125M
3. Thomas Jefferson – $212M
2. George Washington – $525M

The Leader Of The Pack

1. John F. Kennedy – $1B

Was there any doubt that JFK was going to lead the way by a wide margin? Guy was straight swimming in cash.

Plantation ownership, being a successful lawyer, and family money fueled the majority of these men’s fortunes. I had to cut the middle tier in two to put the Bushes and their oil money in a different class from Barry. Moral of the story: if you want to have presidential-type money, have family money and become a lawyer.

[via Supercompressor]

      1. Quartermaster_TFM

        Lets face it, with enough money, he could potentially change that. Heckler, he almost has enough.

        11 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. inhocFaF

      A good portion of his money has to be tied with Bush Sr., which will eventually be Dubya’s.

      11 years ago at 2:00 pm
      1. 90_proof

        It takes a real man to admit his mistakes, but an ever bigger man to deny them. Fuck you.

        11 years ago at 11:30 am
    1. Back9Bandit

      “Based off of 2010 US dollars.” And the fact that GW is near the top should make it obvious. Bozo.

      11 years ago at 11:31 am
  1. Uncle Sam hates GDIs

    I’m throwing the bullshit on George Washington, he had to borrow the $600 he needed for travel and inauguration party expenses at the time of his election

    11 years ago at 11:01 am
    1. AButtChuggingPike

      It’s adjusted for inflation. plus a lot of his wealth was in assests (slaves, land) so he may have never had too much cash on hand because he continually reinvested into his plantation

      11 years ago at 11:15 am
      1. Fratasaurus

        That’s true. Early plantation owners never did have that much cash on hand and we’re constantly having to speculate and purchase land to expand their agriculture and remain profitable.

        11 years ago at 12:06 pm
    2. A-10Warthog

      Yeah and he lost his ATM card and maxed out his Amex too, way back in the 1700’s when those things were prevalent. Dumbass.

      11 years ago at 2:40 pm
  2. BillyQuantrill

    What the literal fuck has Obama done in his life to net $12M? Write two books about his absentee father? The fuck outta here.

    11 years ago at 11:07 am
    1. Back9Bandit

      Politicians generally have pretty nice stock portfolios because they can see which industries will be effected by legislation before anyone else

      11 years ago at 12:03 pm
  3. Frattylight_94

    Kennedy was the last true democrat. Now the “democrats” are truly just progressives. He would’ve had my vote.

    11 years ago at 11:41 am
  4. License2Frat

    Obama’s wealth will sky rocket post presidency. You can’t deny this claim because it always happens, unfortunately.

    11 years ago at 11:42 am
  5. License2Frat

    Unfortunately, Obama’s wealth will probably surpass the Bush’s post presidency.

    11 years ago at 11:43 am