A Look Into Why People Hate The Kardashians

Wally Bryton8 years ago

The Kardashians are arguably the most famous family in the world, tied with the Kennedys and the Brady Bunch. They’ve built a billion dollar brand with reality TV shows, sex tapes, makeup products, apps, and much more. And statistically, one of them has probably slept with your favorite NBA player.

But people HATE them with a red hot passion. And for the most part, I didn’t know a lot about the Kardashians, but I was fascinated by how widely despised they are. So I did some research to find out who they are and why they’re so hated. This is the info I found.

Here is a list of all the Kardashians.

Kim Kardashian

Who is she: One of the daughters, Yeezus Christ’s wife, the owner of the largest white girl badonkadonk in human history, a woman you’ve probably shaved your carrot to.
Why people hate her: They say she only got famous from sucking a dick on camera. But I think that’s oddly impressive. I mean I’ve sucked dozens of dicks on camera and I ain’t a millionaire yet. Smh.

Kris Jenner

Who is she: The mother, and arguably the leader and mastermind behind this whole damn thing.
Why people hate her: People accuse her of capitalizing off of her own daughter’s leaked sex tape for money and fame. I will admit, that’s pretty gross and exploitive. Who finds a tape of their daughter getting banged and thinks “…I’mma get rich from this.” Why the hell did she even watch the tape, though? My mom won’t even read my damn articles.

Khloe Kardashian

Who is she: One of the daughters, I think?
Why people hate her: I could have been misinformed or read an article too quickly, but I heard her pussy put Lamar Odom in the hospital.

Kourtney Kardashian

Who is she: I have no fucking idea. Honestly this is getting confusing.
Why people hate her: She was the Zodiac Killer.

Kendall Jenner/ Kylie Jenner

Who are they: Two of the daughters. I have no idea which one is which.
Why people hate them: Some conspiracy theorists claim to have evidence that they did 9/11.

Darth Vader

Who is he: An uncle, and the leader of the dark side.
Why people hate him: He tried to destroy the galaxy. He could also choke people from far away without touching them. Some people feared it but kinky bitches loved it.

Hannibal Lecter

Who is he: An uncle, and a former psychiatrist before he changed his dietary restrictions.
Why people hate him: He’s a cannibal and a serial murderer, and on top of that he’s just really, really pretentious.

Ghengis Khan

Who is he: The grandfather, and the leader of the Mongol Empire.
Why people hate him: He conquered territories with large scale genocidal massacres and a giant army. He is directly responsible for murdering and raping hundreds of people. Also he’s fat.

Charles Manson

Who is he: A cousin, and a Beatles reject.
Why people hate him: He was the leader of an evil cult which was responsible for multiple murders. He has a swastika tattoo on his forehead, and allegedly a swastika tramp stamp (I have no proof of that but I feel like I’m right).

Kim Jong-un

Who is he: The stepfather, and the supreme leader of North Korea.
Why people hate him: That stupid fucking haircut..

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