A Michigan State Grad Is Offering “A Kiss And A Boob Flash” In Exchange For Final Four Tickets

SteveHolt11 years ago

A Michigan State graduate based in Indianapolis is offering to flash her tits and kiss a guy in return for Final Four tickets so she can see her Spartans get curbstomped by Duke next Saturday.

The girl, who claims to be attractive and in her twenties, took to Craigslist to post the offer. She included a photo of her alleged boobs.

I am an attractive Michigan State graduate in my 20’s and would be more than willing to offer a kiss and boob flash to anyone willing to part ways with a Final Four ticket to the Michigan State vs. Duke game in Indianapolis next Sunday (April 4th, 2015). =)

I will be coming to town next Friday (April 3rd) and would be able to pick up the tickets that evening, if available.

If Interested, please text the number listed with SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!!! Thank you and… GO SPARTY!!!

She is seriously undervaluing Final Four tickets and overvaluing a “boob flash” and a “kiss.” What is this, seventh grade? Tickets for the Saturday semi-final at Lucas Oil Stadium are valued at $500 in the cheap seats, and that’s the upper deck of a football stadium. Tickets for any seat where you can clearly see action on the court are basically $1,000 or more. A “boob flash” is not worth half that — not in this market, at least. And a “kiss”? Please.

This girl is going to have to sweeten the pot a little bit because right now she is trying to rip off the horny community of Indianapolis. Maybe five minutes of an OTPHJ? Even that doesn’t seem worth it. Full frontal? Meh.

Indianapolis basketball fans, save your money and just use the internet..

[via BSO]

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