A New Weed Strand Named After Monica Lewinsky? God Bless America

Wally Bryton8 years ago

Monica Lewinsky officially has her own strain of weed now. And screw anyone that can read sentence that and not say 2017 was amazing.

The ex-White House employee is most known for…… do I really need to say it? She’s also now an anti-bullying activist. In the late ’90s, during the massive legal circus and media fiasco that happened when she talked into Bill Clinton’s mic, she became a national name in the most embarrassing way possible. Damn.

According to Lewinsky’s twitter, she recently discovered that a Washington-state based cannabis company called Sugarleaf has a new strand named after her. If having a strain of weed named after you isn’t the pinnacle of success, I honestly don’t know what is.

I’m declaring it; that’s officially the new standard. You’re a nobody until there’s a strain of weed named after you. I understand that this is gonna lose us a lot of heroes. Like Gandhi. Sorry Gandhi, but if you don’t have your own weed, we no longer care about you. You’re a little bitch, Gandhi.

(Sorry. Gandhi was a great man.)

According to the weed website (or weedsite™️) lemonhaze is a “hybrid flower,” and I wish I was cool enough to know what that means. The official Sugarleaf instagram page posted a picture of the Lewinsky weed with the caption “Monica Lewinsky looking sexy as all getup. Look out Bill!!” Are we really doin this?

Imagine you had a time machine and you could go back two decades and just yell the words “legal weed named after Monica Lewinsky.” God bless America..

Image via Instagram/ @thingsfromsteinfarm