I love this country but in all actuality it is becoming a society full of little p.ussies that make excuses instead of working hard.
Everyone gets a trophy, teachers can’t grade in red pen because the color makes students sad, “Holiday Parties” instead of Christmas, “obese” instead of fat-fuck, etc, etc…
Time to step up the hazing fellas. We need more real men out there instead of these liberal pussies.
I’m jus trying two speek ur language (I don’t know how to niggerfy ‘language’). That said (I’ll speak white from here one out), you might want to check into autoerotic asphyxiation. Just a thought.
^^ Fuck you. Saying happy holidays is as un-American as it gets. IT IS MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU. Go ahead and sit the next one out chief and a few laps while you are at it.
I’m all for saying Merry Christmas instead of that happy holidays bullshit… Not to be “that douche”, but the X in X-mas is Christian abbreviation. That the X is actually a Chi, the first letter of the word Χριστός, Christ in Greek… I’m starting to tie my shoes just in case.
If I say Happy Holidays I’m referring to the whole Advent, Christmas Eve, Christmas, Christmastide, New Years, Ephiphany extravaganza. But obviously the correct seasonal greeting is Merry Christmas. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Happy Holidays, there’s just something wrong with not saying Merry Christmas, its the largest national holiday bar none, we get fucking weeks off from college for it. Screw all these Noël Nazis getting butt hurt about Feliz Navidad. They can shove a fir tree up their ass until they choke of the Star of Bethlehem and shit a popcorn threaded Yule log.
Perfect.
14 years ago at 11:47 pmI love this country but in all actuality it is becoming a society full of little p.ussies that make excuses instead of working hard.
Everyone gets a trophy, teachers can’t grade in red pen because the color makes students sad, “Holiday Parties” instead of Christmas, “obese” instead of fat-fuck, etc, etc…
Time to step up the hazing fellas. We need more real men out there instead of these liberal pussies.
14 years ago at 1:06 pm^ Second, I’m showing this to my pledges tonight on repeat for 4 hours straight tonight.
14 years ago at 1:14 pm73% of Americans believe it should be Merry Christmas, because it makes them happier and feel the xmas.
14 years ago at 1:51 pm^^yes. We’re going to fix this problem one wall-sit at a time!
14 years ago at 2:06 pmAce 2012 “Zigisoki zigisoki oy oy oy.”
14 years ago at 5:10 pmThis is why we need Dodgeball in gradeschool.
14 years ago at 11:09 pmIt’s Happy Holidays. Anyone who says otherwise is un-American.
14 years ago at 11:57 pmYo nubro,
I’m jus trying two speek ur language (I don’t know how to niggerfy ‘language’). That said (I’ll speak white from here one out), you might want to check into autoerotic asphyxiation. Just a thought.
14 years ago at 3:58 am^Fuck You, I will never say holiday instead of Christmas.
14 years ago at 6:57 am^^ Fuck you. Saying happy holidays is as un-American as it gets. IT IS MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU. Go ahead and sit the next one out chief and a few laps while you are at it.
14 years ago at 7:27 amI’m all for saying Merry Christmas instead of that happy holidays bullshit… Not to be “that douche”, but the X in X-mas is Christian abbreviation. That the X is actually a Chi, the first letter of the word Χριστός, Christ in Greek… I’m starting to tie my shoes just in case.
14 years ago at 8:06 amNo that was just unnecessary.
14 years ago at 12:37 pmAgreed
14 years ago at 9:46 pmIf I say Happy Holidays I’m referring to the whole Advent, Christmas Eve, Christmas, Christmastide, New Years, Ephiphany extravaganza. But obviously the correct seasonal greeting is Merry Christmas. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Happy Holidays, there’s just something wrong with not saying Merry Christmas, its the largest national holiday bar none, we get fucking weeks off from college for it. Screw all these Noël Nazis getting butt hurt about Feliz Navidad. They can shove a fir tree up their ass until they choke of the Star of Bethlehem and shit a popcorn threaded Yule log.
14 years ago at 10:06 pmAnyone who disagrees with this is a GDI.
14 years ago at 1:59 amanyone who is a GDI will disagree with this
14 years ago at 5:35 pm^ its like perpetual circle of sucking at life.
14 years ago at 4:00 pmYou said it broski.
14 years ago at 12:56 pmFuck snowglobes.
14 years ago at 12:56 pm^that
14 years ago at 5:43 pmI have a new respect for Adam Carolla!
14 years ago at 12:58 pmI have always had the utmost respect for Ace
14 years ago at 1:13 pm^ This
14 years ago at 4:15 pmCouldn’t agree more. I am conservative because Libs are piss poor excuse makers.
14 years ago at 12:58 pmFinally.
14 years ago at 12:59 pmYou heard him – GDIs are on the same level as terrorist.
14 years ago at 1:00 pm*terrorists. Lacing up.
14 years ago at 1:01 pmGreat rant.
14 years ago at 1:02 pmAdam Carolla = FaF
14 years ago at 1:05 pmOne of the genius minds behind Comedy Central’s short-lived, “The Man Show.”
14 years ago at 2:04 pm^word
14 years ago at 1:10 am