Guess what? Everyone got to live the American Dream off of credit for two decades and then when it came time to pay up everyone walked the tab and left us to take care of it. Suck it the fuck up, strap your boots on like the rest of us and get to fucking work. The Founding Fathers didn’t sit outside of Parliament and bitch like fucking pussies with misspelled cardboard signs so why don’t you have a little pride, quit drawing unemployment so you can buy the latest installment of “GDI Dragon Anus Rape 3 for XBox” while living in your step-aunt’s basement and go get a goddamn haircut so you won’t look like such a cocksucker when you show up for a job interview…
This shit is truth. Even when I was a kid in little league I remember thinking the participation awards they gave all of us were goddamn ridiculous (as did my father). I had fun on the team, but wasn’t that good at baseball and I was well aware of it. Don’t pander to me by giving me a fucking trophy I didn’t earn – I’ll be good at something else instead. The liberals running our school system are raising a generation of goddamn pussies who haven’t properly been put in their place. At least we still have fraternity hazing, but even that’s something these fucking pinkos are trying to eliminate.
Sadly, as you pointed out, hazing has started to be eliminated amongst various fraternities. SigEp’s balanced man program and Lambda Chi’s calling them “associate members” rather than pledges are just a couple examples of this. Plus whatever programs other fraternities are starting/trying to implement. I’m sure some of these fraternities’ chapters still do haze but it’s sad to know that a majority do not.
Agree with nubro. Entitlement is all over our generation, whether you occupy Wall Street or get hooked up with a job because your dad knows somebody. Just cause we got hazed doesn’t mean we’ve earned anything in real life.
how many people who post on this web site could use some of carolla’s advice?
most of the people who post on TFM think they’re hot shit because of who their daddy is or they think they’re set for life because they took a few paddles to the ass and used study drugs to half-ass their way to a marketing degree.
i mean seriously, out of all the places where this video could be posted, it’s here, and everyone treats it as the gospel, even though most of you were born on third base and think you hit a triple.
“Professor said it’s not a good idea to use a family member as a character reference. Obviously he doesn’t know who my father is. TFM.”
when he’s talking about self-entitled assholes who think the world revolves around them, he’s talking about most of us.
^^He’s right. Hazing in fraternities is a way to cut people like this down to size, to make them realize they aren’t hot shit like they had been raised to believe all their lives. If pledging didn’t teach you this, you have a shitty pledge process
Should be required material.
14 years ago at 2:39 pmHonorary bro, Adam Corolla
14 years ago at 3:09 pmQuit crying about people who don’t matter and just do your thing… unnecessary.
14 years ago at 2:49 pmDear America,
Guess what? Everyone got to live the American Dream off of credit for two decades and then when it came time to pay up everyone walked the tab and left us to take care of it. Suck it the fuck up, strap your boots on like the rest of us and get to fucking work. The Founding Fathers didn’t sit outside of Parliament and bitch like fucking pussies with misspelled cardboard signs so why don’t you have a little pride, quit drawing unemployment so you can buy the latest installment of “GDI Dragon Anus Rape 3 for XBox” while living in your step-aunt’s basement and go get a goddamn haircut so you won’t look like such a cocksucker when you show up for a job interview…
14 years ago at 3:07 pmFuck you, dude. GDI Dragon Anus Rape 3 is a great game.
14 years ago at 9:19 pm^ fucking hilarious
14 years ago at 12:29 pmThis shit is truth. Even when I was a kid in little league I remember thinking the participation awards they gave all of us were goddamn ridiculous (as did my father). I had fun on the team, but wasn’t that good at baseball and I was well aware of it. Don’t pander to me by giving me a fucking trophy I didn’t earn – I’ll be good at something else instead. The liberals running our school system are raising a generation of goddamn pussies who haven’t properly been put in their place. At least we still have fraternity hazing, but even that’s something these fucking pinkos are trying to eliminate.
14 years ago at 3:07 pmSadly, as you pointed out, hazing has started to be eliminated amongst various fraternities. SigEp’s balanced man program and Lambda Chi’s calling them “associate members” rather than pledges are just a couple examples of this. Plus whatever programs other fraternities are starting/trying to implement. I’m sure some of these fraternities’ chapters still do haze but it’s sad to know that a majority do not.
14 years ago at 4:08 pmThose liberal fucks over at TKE give kids full membership as soon as they walk through the door of the fratcastle.
14 years ago at 5:00 pmThat’s cause nationals is a business. All they care about is money.
14 years ago at 7:52 pmNo addy-fueled TFM rants even come close to this. Well done, Carolla.
14 years ago at 5:15 pmThis just made my day. Everyone on a college campus needs to hear this brilliance.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmThis is incredible. Carolla needs a cable news program.
14 years ago at 8:44 pm30% of this is accurate. The rest is absolute bullshit. If you buy into this sort of senseless rhetoric (from Adam Carolla), you’re NF.
14 years ago at 12:11 amAnd you’re a “nubro”. Which means you have absolutely no room to talk.
14 years ago at 12:13 pmAgree with nubro. Entitlement is all over our generation, whether you occupy Wall Street or get hooked up with a job because your dad knows somebody. Just cause we got hazed doesn’t mean we’ve earned anything in real life.
14 years ago at 12:23 pmAnd you’re “TauPhiDelta1897?”
I fail to see your point, shithead. Take a lap.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmhow many people who post on this web site could use some of carolla’s advice?
most of the people who post on TFM think they’re hot shit because of who their daddy is or they think they’re set for life because they took a few paddles to the ass and used study drugs to half-ass their way to a marketing degree.
i mean seriously, out of all the places where this video could be posted, it’s here, and everyone treats it as the gospel, even though most of you were born on third base and think you hit a triple.
“Professor said it’s not a good idea to use a family member as a character reference. Obviously he doesn’t know who my father is. TFM.”
when he’s talking about self-entitled assholes who think the world revolves around them, he’s talking about most of us.
14 years ago at 12:39 pm^Fuck off, pinko.
14 years ago at 12:59 pm^^He’s right. Hazing in fraternities is a way to cut people like this down to size, to make them realize they aren’t hot shit like they had been raised to believe all their lives. If pledging didn’t teach you this, you have a shitty pledge process
14 years ago at 2:07 pmCan we get the ghost of The Fox to raise his glass?
Ziggy socky ziggy socky oy oy oy!
14 years ago at 2:00 pm