Adrian Peterson Is A Warrior, Plays Through “Chewing Tobacco” Injury
Adrian Peterson was questionable going into today’s game, much to the dismay of fantasy football owners nationwide, after the Vikings reported their running back was suffering from a mysterious illness after the team’s chartered flight. Turns out Peterson swallowed a lip during a turbulent ride to Detroit.
Per FOX broadcast, Adrian Peterson swallowed his chew on a bumpy team flight Saturday. Vomited upon arrival. Hence, injury report downgrade.
— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) October 25, 2015
I did this before back in high school and was pretty much useless for the next forty-eight hours. Forget stomach viruses or mono, accidentally ingesting long cut straight is a sickness and pain I would wish on no man. Peterson not only being on the field, but currently closing in on a 100 yard game is madness. We’re talking Jordan flu game type of performance. A true warrior of the gridiron..
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Funny, his dip related injury was a typical lineup for us.
10 years ago at 2:43 pmHe’d have made a good pledge. Still gutted out the game, and we know he wouldn’t have any issues with the occasional paddling.*
10 years ago at 12:07 pm*We know this because he beats his children.
Being a questionable father who chews #FaF
10 years ago at 2:44 pmBeating your children. NF
10 years ago at 2:51 pmBeating your kids when they deserve it you puss
10 years ago at 3:25 pmRealizing the difference between discipline and abuse is being a puss
10 years ago at 8:28 pmRaising a limp wristed pussy who wont listen to his parents.. TFM?
10 years ago at 6:16 pmONE OF US
10 years ago at 2:46 pmHappens to the best of us.
10 years ago at 2:50 pmThat’s a waste of good dip
10 years ago at 2:51 pmMy uncle guts every dip he takes. It’s not a waste. It’s gross as fuck, but not a waste.
10 years ago at 2:55 pmNo one asked
10 years ago at 3:34 pmShut the fuck up bud^
10 years ago at 4:33 pmHey! Knock it off you ankle biters and get me a beer, i’m trying to watch the game.
10 years ago at 5:44 pmYour uncle is going to die soon
10 years ago at 6:01 pmthis is hilarious
10 years ago at 2:55 pmI remember my first dip
10 years ago at 3:02 pmI don’t like him for what he’s done, but the man has balls.
10 years ago at 3:02 pmHe disciplined his surely over indulged child, take it easy CPS.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmI assure you I am taking it easy after yesterday’s antics.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmWould love to see your reaction to taking a tree branch to the sack bud.
10 years ago at 5:15 pmDisciplined? I’m all for parental freedom but he beat the fuck out of his kid. Four year old, these pics were taken 4 days after the beating http://dailysnark.com/pictures-adrian-petersons-sons-beating-wounds-emerge/
10 years ago at 10:15 pmGutting chew and being a pussy about it is NF.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmYou have obviously never done it then
10 years ago at 6:03 pmEvery time I see that someone has frat or frater in their username, I feel like I just gutted chew
10 years ago at 6:43 pmHow do you feel now?
10 years ago at 11:32 pm