Adrian Peterson Is A Warrior, Plays Through “Chewing Tobacco” Injury
Adrian Peterson was questionable going into today’s game, much to the dismay of fantasy football owners nationwide, after the Vikings reported their running back was suffering from a mysterious illness after the team’s chartered flight. Turns out Peterson swallowed a lip during a turbulent ride to Detroit.
Per FOX broadcast, Adrian Peterson swallowed his chew on a bumpy team flight Saturday. Vomited upon arrival. Hence, injury report downgrade.
— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) October 25, 2015
I did this before back in high school and was pretty much useless for the next forty-eight hours. Forget stomach viruses or mono, accidentally ingesting long cut straight is a sickness and pain I would wish on no man. Peterson not only being on the field, but currently closing in on a 100 yard game is madness. We’re talking Jordan flu game type of performance. A true warrior of the gridiron..
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That better have not been Redman
10 years ago at 7:41 pmThe one time I’ve accidentally swallowed dip I miraculously didn’t ralph. It was a human accomplishment on the same level as the moon landing and the four minute mile. I’m not saying you all should care, but I was pretty proud of myself.
10 years ago at 7:44 pmTo bad your dad wasn’t as lucky when his condom broke.
10 years ago at 8:07 pm*Too. You should pay better attention in your high school English classes.
10 years ago at 9:31 pmFuck you Larry. You’re the worst kind of person
10 years ago at 10:52 pmHis sickness had nothing to do with swallowing tobacco. Update your story.
10 years ago at 8:56 pmAP stated that it was due to shrimp on the flight. But we all know he’s just trying to make himself look like less of a dumbass
10 years ago at 11:15 amProbably
10 years ago at 7:55 pmSkoal Vikings
10 years ago at 1:22 amWhat’s his choice of chaw?
10 years ago at 11:12 amThink I’ll make dip dogs for the pledges tonight! Should I use Copenhagen long cut or Original?
10 years ago at 3:22 pmI like Petersons response to the “injury”. He says that it wasn’t becuase of the chew becuase he has been doing it so long that it doesn’t even phase him to swallow all of it. My new favorite player.
10 years ago at 7:58 pm