Airport Security Won’t Let Guys Take $1,300 Bottle Of Wine On Plane, They Chug It Instead

Airport Security Won't Let Guys Take $1,300 Bottle Of Wine On Plane, They Chug It Instead

Recently, two men were just trying to bring a nice $1,300 bottle of wine designed to get you horny AF in their carry-on bag. Unfortunately for them, the bottle seemed to be a bit bigger than your typical three ounces. The bottle, which is shaped like a tiger, caught the attention of one of the airport security officials.

When she asked them to present the bottle, she discovered the wine and told them they couldn’t take it on the plane. The two men, Yang and Wang, tried to negotiate with her.

From Shanghaiist:

“Little girl, it’s good stuff inside. It’s aphrodisiac wine that was bought from my buddy’s hometown. You know, it’s very very expensive,” Wang said. “It cost us a good 8,000 yuan.

Wang has a set of cojones on him. First off, just belittling the woman by calling her a little girl and then trying to impress her with the price of the wine he just bought. He also nonchalantly mentions the aphrodisiac part of it, letting her know he’s ready if she is.

She wouldn’t budge, however. She told him that typically the liquid should be in checked luggage, but they wouldn’t allow liquid in that large of quantity in checked baggage. The men did what any rational individual would do. They chugged it.

As Wang and Yang were in a rush for their flight, the two decided not to waste it and heroically began to consume the entire bottle’s worth.

As they downed the wine, another airport official tried to tell them that they wouldn’t let drunk passengers on the plane. Wang ain’t no lightweight, though. He let him know he’s a seasoned drinker. This was his response:

“We both can drink like a fish.

I have a feeling that there were a few lucky ladies who caught some wang on this flight. Let this be a lesson: Never let anyone stand between you and your alcohol. That means no man, no girl, no police officer, and surely not airport security.

[via Shanghaiist]

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  1. Hogarth Huges

    America is going to shit when you can’t bring a bottle of wine in a plane. Why would they have theses communist rules anyway?

    10 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. Dthesmith

      You can’t bring any liquid not bought in the terminal in a plane. If you have a water bottle in your carry on and you go through security they’ll take the water bottle. It has nothing to do with the fact that it’s wine.

      10 years ago at 2:41 pm
      1. Tyrion

        I used to assume nobody can be this dumb. But combined with what you usually (attempt to) say and you’re inability to form a coherent sentence 95% of the time, I stand corrected.

        10 years ago at 2:52 pm
      2. Hogarth Huges

        I thoughy people on here were conservative. Why thr hell is a commebt trashong liberals get down voted? Are ypu all a liberals your selves?

        10 years ago at 2:57 pm
      3. Hogarth Huges

        Your the one who is enough of a looser to have created an account just to counter mine.

        10 years ago at 3:12 pm
    2. USArmy

      Hogarth, this is the only time I’m going to agree with you. I had a recent experience at the Indianapolis airport where I was told I couldn’t take a Coca-Cola purchased at the airport through security. It’s bullshit.

      10 years ago at 3:25 pm
      1. Tuco_1855

        Nothing over 3.4 oz will get past security. You had a million options to buy a drink once you got past security.

        10 years ago at 6:22 pm
      2. Pasty

        Exactly. The security people should have taken your word for it when you told them you purchased it at the airport. Same goes for Achmed in line behind you with his two cans of coke nestled between the transistor radio in his carry on.

        10 years ago at 10:43 am
    3. Officer Lahey

      At this point I don’t even read what you comment anymore, I just lap you. Everything you say is pretty fucking stupid.

      10 years ago at 4:34 pm
    4. trapgod33

      If you’re still in the dark as to why everyone is shitting on your life Huges, let me shed a little light.

      Describing an airport security regimen established by the Patriot Act as a TLiberalM is a

      TotalShouldntBeAllowedtoVoteOrReproduceM

      10 years ago at 5:46 pm
  2. LeGronk

    Chugging it is a TFM, but the smarter option probably would have been to just gate-check the carry-on.

    10 years ago at 2:54 pm
  3. RedPill

    Airport Security Won’t Let Dorn Take $1,300 Filipino Boy On Plane, So Dorn *#%Â¥~> ‘as Him Instead.

    10 years ago at 6:31 pm
  4. PiKappaMerica

    The difference between barefoot and an $80 bottle of wine is huge. Anything past that I could never tell.

    10 years ago at 12:46 am