AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Steals The Show At The Natty
12 years ago

Last night’s BCS National Championship game was a bloodbath. Notre Dame got tuned up something nasty, and the Alabama Crimson Tide rolled on to their 15th* national title, depending on who you ask. It was ugly — but if not for a certain significant other in the stands that the ESPN camera crew fell in love with, and Brent Musburger straight horned out over like the horny old man none of us knew he was — the conversation on this Tuesday would have been the typical “it’s gonna be a long offseason” nonsense.

Meet Katherine Webb, AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. She’s the tall, brunette glass of water pictured above who’s built like a champion thoroughbred, and also goes by the name “Ms. Alabama.”

Take it away, Brent:

 

Don’t even go there, pervs.

 

She may be a little slow, though, judging by her response time and empty-souled, glazed-over stare here:

Then there’s this kid. Who is he, McCarron’s little brother? Cousin? Nephew? Pervy next door neighbor? I don’t know who the hell he is, but I dig his style. After getting substantial airtime on such an enormous stage while slack-jaw-eye-banging Ms. Alabama’s McCarron jersey right off of her back, you know he’s just strutting through the doorway of his sixth grade classroom today like he’s dragging his hog on the ground behind him. Kid’s gonna be a star.

When you add up Webb’s looks and ensuing ESPN slob job, Musburger wetting himself over her, the sixth grade Don Juan, Barrett Jones shoving his bunkmate, and the Nicktator coming unglued on the sideline while up huge in the final minutes of the natty, the sidebars were more entertaining than the actual football game.

Hell, I had a lot of fun watching it.

Images via Big Lead Sports, Yahoo! Sports

  2. VandyLaw

    Dorn, I suggest you Google this airhead. She was literally working at Chick-fil-A before she latched onto A.J. She also attended community college before Auburn. But damn, what a nice set of huge… veneer teeth she has. Chick is a bottom feeding skank that is dating some college kid for fame and $$. His Dad must be a shitty parent for not teaching A.J. to pump and dump gold digging retards like her.

    12 years ago at 6:37 pm
    2. Tuco1855

      Holy shit.. I would have gone to Chick-fil-A every day and have her tell me, “my pleasure” after every time I said thank you.

      12 years ago at 1:40 am
    3. Tuco1855

      So he’s an idiot for dating her? Girls like her don’t become slams. He had to GF her up to keep getting it in. You can seriously be hating on him for dating her because shes not exactly…vandy law, dick head.

      12 years ago at 1:46 am
    4. VandyLaw

      “Girls like her don’t become slams. He had to GF her up to keep getting it in.” NF.

      She’s low hanging fruit. Smash and dash before you knock the retard up.

      12 years ago at 11:23 am
  3. Fratbrosbro

    i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walky talky

    12 years ago at 7:19 pm
  4. Sergio Bromo

    Alright, Dorn. I gave you the evening to gloat. First order of business this morning: examine your conscience and draw up a plan to kill yourself.

    12 years ago at 9:43 am