AJ McCarron’s Mom Is The Tits, And You Should Follow Her On Twitter
12 years ago

Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron truly has it all. Two national championship rings, a brilliant legacy at one of the greatest football programs of all time, a hot, burger loving girlfriend, SUPER COOL tattoos that will last a lifetime, and a mother, Dee Dee Bonner, whose name is quite befitting of her boobs.

Presumably all the readers of this site are familiar with the song “Stacy’s Mom”. I can only assume that since 2003, any locker room AJ has been in has seen his teammates belting the ever-so-fitting, modified lyrics, “AJ’s mom has got it going on”. And hey, as you can see in the picture above, she really does have it going on in the right places.

Rockin’ boobs aside, her Twitter proves that she may possibly be the coolest mom ever. If you’re not already following Dee Dee Bonner, you should be.

For one, she protects her baby AJ, like any proud momma should, with biting comebacks against the haters.

Personally I would’ve LOVED for her to post that number. I imagine she has a little black book with an engraved A on the cover, filled with all the bastards that have called and harassed her.

This past Halloween, Dee Dee dressed as one of my favorite animals (a leopard) and blessed the world with a truly MILF-tastic picture. What I love most about this is the caption, “So a pirate and a leopard walk into a bar.” I would enjoy nothing more than join to this woman for a round of shots.

She has also blessed us with her Disney tribute tree (Minnie is a personal favorite of mine). This is what AJ McCarron saw Christmas morning, you guys.

And for all those wondering, Dee Dee supplies plenty of pictures of the future Mrs. McCarron as well.

Momma D, I can only hope to be as cool as you are at that age.

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  2. duckdog

    I’ve followed her for some time hoping she would accidentally post a nude selfie. She mostly posts about AJ (AKA ya-ya) and Corey (who I think she refers to as Boo).

    12 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. Jon M Fratsman

      I’ve always gotten the impression Corey is a scout-teamer that Saban only took to keep AJ’s family happy. Just watch him mysteriously lose his scholarship after AJ graduates, if he even has one right now.

      12 years ago at 5:12 pm
  4. TheBolognaDocet

    The national championship tweet was clearly a joke, Mama Dee might have been overreacting a bit.

    Nice tits though

    12 years ago at 12:06 pm
  5. StrictlyFrattyLight

    Idk if I’d be more content with being AJ’s step-dad, or getting in bed next to those lung protectors every night.

    12 years ago at 12:06 pm
  6. The_PA_Guy

    I would bang the shit out of her and then take her and AJ out for ice cream afterwards.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    2. YellaHamma

      Normally, I’m not one for sloppy seconds, but in this case, I got second-dibs.

      12 years ago at 9:25 pm
    3. fratshark123

      *would bang the shit out of here then take her out to nice seafood dinner and never call her again

      12 years ago at 2:17 pm
  7. Hickory Paddler

    Hey guys!! That one guy some of you think is cool? Well mom has a twitter! This is definitely still content consistent with such great columns as “I Will Teach You All How To Live” “Honor The Process” and “Hell Week: The Long Par 5 on 18”. Get fucked TFM you used to mean something

    12 years ago at 12:16 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      If you come to this site for “meaning” then your life is pretty sad and meaningless. Seriously.

      12 years ago at 12:23 pm
  8. Nat Frat Splats MTF

    This is exactly why I unfollowed her. She sits on Twitter looking for anyone trash talking her son and picks petty fights with them. Your son’s a famous football player, he’s going to be trash talked his whole life by everyone from racist 3rd graders to grandpa.

    12 years ago at 12:18 pm
  11. Frat Me Maybe

    I guarantee you she spreads that box around. She probably gets run through more than Bama’s D-Line last weekend.

    12 years ago at 1:07 pm