AJ McCarron’s Mom Is The Tits, And You Should Follow Her On Twitter

Mrs_Gosling12 years ago

Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron truly has it all. Two national championship rings, a brilliant legacy at one of the greatest football programs of all time, a hot, burger loving girlfriend, SUPER COOL tattoos that will last a lifetime, and a mother, Dee Dee Bonner, whose name is quite befitting of her boobs.

Presumably all the readers of this site are familiar with the song “Stacy’s Mom”. I can only assume that since 2003, any locker room AJ has been in has seen his teammates belting the ever-so-fitting, modified lyrics, “AJ’s mom has got it going on”. And hey, as you can see in the picture above, she really does have it going on in the right places.

Rockin’ boobs aside, her Twitter proves that she may possibly be the coolest mom ever. If you’re not already following Dee Dee Bonner, you should be.

For one, she protects her baby AJ, like any proud momma should, with biting comebacks against the haters.

@ThatHomieNigel he will be playing in NFL..while you r playing lets see?? Xbox?

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 1, 2013

@scpetro3 you ever played anything?? Didnt think so

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 1, 2013

@dvgNole @dannykanell @_NickBurch seems your panties r the issue. Me and Danny are fine

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 4, 2013

The person that just called ..wonder how you feel about your number posted on twitter??

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 5, 2013

Before U get on twitter & try to slam someone make sure your profile pic doesn't look like you think u r in New Kids On the Block

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 5, 2013

Personally I would’ve LOVED for her to post that number. I imagine she has a little black book with an engraved A on the cover, filled with all the bastards that have called and harassed her.

This past Halloween, Dee Dee dressed as one of my favorite animals (a leopard) and blessed the world with a truly MILF-tastic picture. What I love most about this is the caption, “So a pirate and a leopard walk into a bar.” I would enjoy nothing more than join to this woman for a round of shots.

So a Pirate and a Leopard walk into a bar..ha ha. pic.twitter.com/WRxDfH7Ihv

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) November 1, 2013

She has also blessed us with her Disney tribute tree (Minnie is a personal favorite of mine). This is what AJ McCarron saw Christmas morning, you guys.

Got my tree topper on and didn't fall into tree! #puretalent pic.twitter.com/ZfU1Wp6Jg2

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 3, 2013

And for all those wondering, Dee Dee supplies plenty of pictures of the future Mrs. McCarron as well.

Happy for win with my girl ❤❤❤@_KatherineWebb pic.twitter.com/0mtqKPvtE4

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) November 17, 2013

Momma D, I can only hope to be as cool as you are at that age.