At birth, I was wrapped in a red blanket, not a blue one. My father said, "Everyone knows he's a male; I want to make sure everyone knows he's a Republican." TFM.

  1. 1871

    You should know that in the late 1980s, right wing in the south still overwhelmingly meant Democrat.

    It took till Newt Gingrich and the Rep Revolution of 1994 for the big change to happen. So unless you’re 17 years old, I am calling bullshit on this TFM.

    14 years ago at 2:44 pm
  2. Srat Lover

    Unlike 1871, I found this hilarious and will take this into my future for my son. Frat on RightWing.

    14 years ago at 3:07 pm
  3. GI_Bro

    Also, the whole red/blue color scheme didn’t come about until the 2000 election when all the major news channels happened to use the same colors.

    14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. GI_Bro

      By the way, I did think this post was rather funny, and very clever. I just wanted to state that facts.

      14 years ago at 3:09 pm
  4. FratGrenade

    since im not from the south, my dad didnt have to raise me to be republican, he just knew id be smart enough to be a republican on my own.

    14 years ago at 10:40 am