Daddy taught me to hunt & fish, drive a stick shift, learn crimson tide football, & drink expensive bourbon. Mom taught me that pearls should be worn with any outfit, to make sweet tea, & to study at the law library. I'm a fraternity boys greatest fantasy: TSM
I just came… on my Cole Haans
15 years ago at 11:19 pmMy kinda girl, true southern slampiece
15 years ago at 12:24 amSlampieces don’t belong in the woods
15 years ago at 11:44 amnot slampiece, wife material.
15 years ago at 4:42 pmWife material
15 years ago at 7:42 ammy greatest fantasy is for you to shut up and get back in the kitchen to finish making my sandwich
15 years ago at 9:47 amMy greatest fantasy is for you to never think about looking at this website again, you gdi piece of shit.
15 years ago at 4:16 pmMarry me?
15 years ago at 1:23 pmWell ma’am my name is I’m so fucking yours.
15 years ago at 4:11 pmSounds like you’re trying desperately to make up for your ugly body.
15 years ago at 9:01 amProbably..
15 years ago at 8:14 pmI plan on being in law school there next year! Sounds like a true southern bell, what sorority are u in though
15 years ago at 8:37 pmNo true (aka Southern) Lambda Chi would ever make a statement reeking of such desperation. Stay the fuck out of the South, GDI.
15 years ago at 4:57 pmEasy Chop. Play it easy with the Bell. Do or Die, Lambda Chi
15 years ago at 9:17 pmAmen!
15 years ago at 11:38 pmRoll tide, girl 🙂