Daddy taught me to hunt & fish, drive a stick shift, learn crimson tide football, & drink expensive bourbon. Mom taught me that pearls should be worn with any outfit, to make sweet tea, & to study at the law library. I'm a fraternity boys greatest fantasy: TSM

  1. soroitute

    I’ve learned about football and sororities all my life. I’m a future freshman. And yesterday mom tole me before I was leaving for a rush party that my assests need to be shown more Roll tide, mom.
    –Sororitute

    14 years ago at 6:18 pm