Telling the dean that you won't meet with him unless your lawyer is present. TFM.

  1. Mashholder Stu

    Wait, they have lawyers in Alabama? I didn’t even know they had running water.

    14 years ago at 11:35 am
    1. Fratonyourface

      ^ clearly you are uninformed. Quite possibly the frattiest state in America. Also, feel free to walk in front of a train.

      14 years ago at 11:43 am
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      It was a solid reference, but judging by how racist most of you guys pretend to be here on TFM you wouldn’t think referencing To Kill A Mockingbird would be very frat

      14 years ago at 4:02 pm
    3. ImNateHlggers

      ^^^ Fucking this. Who pretends to be racist? To get by in normal society I have to pretend to be less racist than I actually am.

      14 years ago at 11:24 pm
    4. Jon M Fratsman

      First of all, I’ll punctuate my sentences whenever I damn well feel like it, which I did not. You can kiss my ass, you little grammar nazi fuck. Second of all, you are probably all white, no more than 22 years old, and of average physique. I very highly fucking doubt that you would seriously consider saying anything offensive to the faces of any of the larger black members of your university’s football team. You can be as racist as you want when you’re some guy on the internet but I guarantee not a single one of you would run your mouth like that in reality. I don’t have any particular love for n.ogs myself but ya’ll are just fucking tools.

      14 years ago at 1:08 pm
    5. General Frattis

      “^^^ Fucking this. Who pretends to be racist? To get by in normal society I have to pretend to be less racist than I actually am.” -So fucking true

      14 years ago at 4:35 am
  2. Mashholder Stu

    Getting kicked out of school, and crawling back to your trailer to work in the oil fields. TFM

    14 years ago at 12:25 pm
    1. Mashholder Stu

      You dont own any oil fields you poser frat star, your probably from new Jersey

      14 years ago at 1:38 pm
    2. Bush Light

      ^ And you’re probably from a state that doesn’t teach grammar. Lace em up.

      14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    3. Mashholder Stu

      Hey Bush Light, learn how to drink proper beer. You’re probably from a state with a lot of welfare programs where they cant afford anything but that kind of beer. Jersey finds oil reserves like old people have sex, rarely and not very often.

      14 years ago at 3:30 pm
    4. Mashholder Stu

      17th highest lol, thats like coming in fifth in the WNBA Eastern Conference finals

      14 years ago at 4:07 pm
  3. superwayne

    Did you get your lawyer from one of the commercial ads that play during the Jerry Springer show?

    14 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. GloryGlory

      I would like to point out that you seemed to have disregarded to reply button.

      14 years ago at 7:27 pm