If you like Southern girls: raise your glasses. If you don't: raise your standards. TFM.

  1. green and white and proud

    I always heard this as: “If you’re dating a Kappa Delta raise your glass… if not raise your standards.”
    either way I agree

    15 years ago at 10:12 pm
    1. Phi of old KY

      Married a southern CEO’s daughter who just happens to be a KD and GA Peach. TFM.

      15 years ago at 7:07 pm
  2. Jaypayay

    This may be the most pathetic thing I’ve read.
    You probably don’t even know what a “true” southern girl is.
    So YOU raise your standards.

    15 years ago at 9:45 pm
    1. jaypayay

      New money doesn’t classify the south.
      This bitch isn’t even new money.
      He doesn’t understand true southern lifestyle.

      He’s in high school.

      15 years ago at 6:48 pm
  3. Finest in Pearls

    Wow..the southern ego is just a little annoying. The Union dominated the Confederates so honestly stop with the “southern” categorization. I have friends in the North and South and they’re equally awesome.
    It makes you look dumb when you judge someone just by where they live, although all this is funny to read I’ll give you that.
    E.L.E people!

    15 years ago at 1:29 pm
    1. redblackandpearls

      Sweetheart,
      You’re the one who has to go home to the north. Who really won?

      14 years ago at 6:49 pm
  4. fratgrenade

    southern women are statistically much fatter and uglier. by my experience they also dont like and/or know how to party.

    15 years ago at 2:43 am
    1. Fratting in Texas

      In my experiences, Northern woman wear billabong and are trashy as shit.

      15 years ago at 2:50 am
    2. Kappa4life

      I watched one episode of ‘jersey shore’ ( i will never watch again)’. Thats enough to make anyone hate the north. Unless you like bump its, hair gel, fake tans and trashy girl fights. But hey, to each his own.

      14 years ago at 11:43 am
    3. WilliamLewisFRATwood

      i want the statistics of how many of these fat and obese southern girls are in sororities. I feel like its the sororities that are combatting this obese lifestyle of the southern geed.

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
  5. NorthnKDlady

    First of all your all dumb as rocks!
    Second, us “Northern Girls” have NATURAL beauty, we’re smarter, better looking, have a mind of our own, always more successful pshhh id say better in all aspects of life and as for you “southern gentlemen” you are nothing more than tools walking around in your pastel colors thinking you look good, cause up north your fratastic ass would get ridiculed. Second nobody cares how much money you have, that does not make you cool, We have just as much money shit it costs three times the amount to live in up north than in the south and we still don’t brag?? so carry on with your “southern charm” cause in reality nobody gives a fuck, you will never amount to anything anyways!

    P.S-I go to school in the south as well a Kappa Delta, and guys seem to love my northern charm and NO i don’t have to flaunt myself or give BJS to get attention.

    LOVE YOU, ENJOY 🙂

    15 years ago at 3:14 am
    1. postgradsratty

      Edited for grammar and content:

      First of all, you’re all dumb as rocks! [Who uses this metaphor?]
      Second, us “Northern Girls” have NATURAL beauty. [Darlin, we’ve seen ya’ll’s make-up and Bump-its] We’re smarter [Ironic, I edited this post for basic grammar], better looking, have a mind of our own [Being obnoxious isn’t being independent minded, it’s being classless], and always more successful. Pshhh [Also, who says this?], I’d say better in all aspects of life [That’s why there are so many trash television shows about NJ, right?]– as for you “southern gentlemen” you are nothing more than tools walking around in your pastel colors thinking you look good [They do look good]. Up north your fratastic ass would get ridiculed [TFTC]. Third, nobody cares how much money you have, that does not make you cool [Every SAE chapter south of the Mason Dixon could pool their garbage money and buy a new definition of ‘cool’]. We have just as much money, shit costs three times the amount to live in up north than in the south [Ya’ll have just as much money even though the cost of living is three times higher? Let’s evaluate that], and we still don’t brag [Except for now, of course]. So carry on with your “southern charm” because in reality nobody gives a fuck [Except future employers and general polite society]. You will never amount to anything anyway!
      P.S. I go to school in the South and I’m as well a Kappa Delta [Your sisters are ashamed of your behavior]; guys seem to love my northern charm [They just think you’re easy] and no I don’t have to flaunt myself or give BJs to get attention [I fully disbelieve this]

      Bless your heart but learn some class from your sisters of Kappa Delta.

      15 years ago at 10:16 pm
    2. srating hard since 1852

      BEST.REPLY.EVER.

      I was unaware you could get a bid if you went to a community college. I guess you learn something new everyday. NorthnKDlady, I hope you learned something as well.

      15 years ago at 10:26 pm
    3. deez

      This comment reminds me again why I didn’t rush KD. Everything good in life comes from below the Mason-Dixon line.

      15 years ago at 11:05 am
    4. SigmaBo

      *you’re all dumb as rocks. Next time you call somebody dumb, be sure you use correct grammar.

      15 years ago at 12:24 am
    5. Kappa4life

      Remember your response when all those ‘tools in pastels’ are successful and youre not. This is a disgrace. You may wear lilly dresses, that doesnt mean you look good in them. Your not acting like a sister. Please, act your age NorthernKDlady. Its a class system. Get over yourself. We dont brag because we dont have to. You on the other hand clearly are. Please, do not assume we are all sluts. Sluts sleep with everyone. Southern girls clearly dont. We have standards. As do fratstars. Thats why none of them are pursuing you. Acting like a GDI is not going to get you anywhere in life. Get your facts straight next time you decide you want to say something.

      14 years ago at 4:52 pm
    6. Fraton Rouge Senior

      I just love comments from you fucking yanks like this. Normally I would be a gentleman, but you are an uneducated about our ways of life and obviously a whore. Firstly, next time you call us dumb try not to look/sound so incredibly stupid in making your statement. Second, if you want to call fake tits and fake tans “natural” beauty well sure; I’m not even going to dignify the rest of your second point with a response because it is so incredibly idiotic. Third, your southern gentlemen comment. Their is a show called tool academy and every douchebag on their is your typical hair gelled, Ed hardy wearing, bedazzled t shirt, yankee geed. We like to dress professionally because that’s how we will dress for the rest of our lives while we are running whichever company we take over. Fourth, you said second on like your fourth point (that’s makes your smarter than us comment look very convincing) and obviously if having more money didn’t make us cooler you wouldn’t be bragging about how much money you have and how much it costs to live in the north. If you hate southern people and life so much you should probly go back home and stop disgracing you sorority sisters with your presence. P.S. Go fuck yourself with a cactus and kindly get the fuck out of whichever southern state you are in

      14 years ago at 1:44 am
    7. Agent Tony DiBrozzo

      NorthnKDlady, is part of your “Northern charm” a really shitty Southern accent that you put on with your inch thick make up every morning? Oh, and since you proceeded to verbally defecate on Southern ladies, I refuse to extend you any kind of respect I would normally show any lady. I am also one of those ‘tools in pastels’ that you referred to, but I will trade them in for a US Navy uniform the day I graduate, but I don’t suppose that’s amounting to anything in your eyes. Typical Yankee liberal.

      14 years ago at 8:01 pm
    8. Fratty McFrattington

      before you call people dumb as rocks please recognize it’s YOU’RE.

      14 years ago at 5:15 pm
    9. polonfratT

      Ha Ha! It isn’t our fault they chose us! “Bless her heart that girls a northerner”

      14 years ago at 8:09 pm
    10. pink_and_preppy

      I’m from up north and I definitley wouldn’t want to be associated with you….you can have pride and remember where you’re from without being rude…

      14 years ago at 10:15 am
    11. deruvo15

      you southerners make yourselves sound like stuck up pricks. it’s embarrassing for you. you say you are gentleman, and then you attack a lady like this, you act like money is everything, when i come from a middle class family and i could not have asked for a better life. if anyone wanted to get into an argument about north and south north would win easily, the south has more obesity, 2 out of the top 3 states with the highest obesity rate are southern states, the south has a higher crime rate, 3 out of the top 4 states with the highest crime rate are southern states, the south has higher teen pregnancies, 4 of the top 6 states with the highest teen pregnancies are southern states. so you can take your “Southern Charm” and shove it up your ass because you are just stuck up punks that think your family name makes you better than another person. oh, and you believed slavery was right.

      NORTH PRIDE

      14 years ago at 1:41 am
      1. Samcoco65

        Not slavery states rights if you think the wast was over slavery your stupid and no nothing about history

        12 years ago at 8:20 pm
    12. BowInMyHair

      Though it might not have been properly articulated, I’m going to have to agree with some of the northern comments. From what I’ve read, it seems as though southerners might not get out of the south much to be able to accurately describe northerners. No, we don’t wear inch thick make up. Maybe some girls on some trashy TV show do (watching it, by the way, NS), but most people up here are naturally beautiful. I went to school for awhile in the south and to be honest, girls wore more caked on make up. People there were very orange as well – not a natural tan. Obesity is greater in the south, as well. Sorry, I don’t mean to insult anyone, but it is a fact. You can google it, if you wish. We don’t have the same deep-fried culture up here. We eat healthier. Also, there’s nothing wrong with being a size 0. Maybe that person is short. I’m short and I’m a zero, but have a healthy BMI, and I’ve never had a problem with it or with guys because of it. One shouldn’t judge. Anorexia is a serious illness, and it’s impolite to accuse a stranger of it (I thought the south was supposed to be big on politeness?). To the people who called northerns stupid: did you realize most of the nation’s top tier universities are above the Mason-Dixon line? People on here are all very patriotic, which is great, but the Revolutionary movement is one that began in the north. Again, I don’t mean to insult anyone, but these are facts, and maybe you should stop insulting other people (especially when most of the negative comments aren’t even correct). We’re all Americans. Rude comments are neither classy nor admirable, and not being classy is very NS. Love where you live, but don’t insult others, especially people you don’t know. I may not be southern, but at least my mother taught me this. Also, if any of you southerners came up here, we’d be nothing but gracious to you. We don’t have northern/southern prejudices, or at least no one I know does.

      14 years ago at 8:08 pm
    13. Oprah Is A Dyke

      ^Way to bash us southerners for stereotyping when you just did it yourself. Not to insult you, but facts are facts. You are a hypocrite. Google it.

      14 years ago at 8:11 pm
    14. Fuck Smart Cars

      First off you must be in dire need of a good ol’ fashion southern pounding….. I can handle that for you if you like? But, only if you will wear one of my pastel oxfords mid-slam.

      13 years ago at 11:26 pm
  6. Tom Brokaw

    Sorry but aren’t a third of Southern women obese and/or creationists?

    I’ll take my west coast bombshells over that any day.

    15 years ago at 12:10 pm
    1. skycrescent

      Best comment ever!! Look at the most obese state in the union… take that Bama! I live in one of the least obese states in the union and in addition to rockin’ bodies we have sass and class. And we know how to read.

      14 years ago at 2:35 pm
  7. North Face

    I’ve been down south, and all I know is you southern girls wear the same Lilly dresses I do. The only difference is, I wear a 0, and you wear 6’s. Keep on cooking, southern “belles.”

    15 years ago at 10:45 pm
    1. polonfratT

      Darlin, Sorry Frat boys choose “Southern Belles” n btw my house consist of nothing but skinny classy girls. 🙂

      14 years ago at 8:07 pm
    2. newmoneyoldclass

      a size 0. wow well make sure you call ahead to victoria’s secret to see if they have 32 a cup bras in stock

      14 years ago at 12:54 pm
    3. betterthanaslam

      if you wear a 0 you need to learn to get back in the kitchen where you belong.

      14 years ago at 6:42 pm