If you like Southern girls: raise your glasses. If you don't: raise your standards. TFM.

15 years ago
  2. Paddlemehard

    Sticking your dick in an STD bank is the same anywhere. It’s a national chain.

    14 years ago at 7:27 pm
  4. slore slayer

    Here is how the ranking goes: Southern girls> everyone else (no other girls even matter).

    14 years ago at 9:10 pm
  5. pink_and_preppy

    Northern girls and Southern girls can be equally classy if they’re from the right part and family. I’m originally from the Rhode Island coast, go to school in New York, keep it classier than half of the school, love shopping and football, and can’t wait to go to law school down south!

    14 years ago at 10:10 am
  10. bayoubengals1

    1. Southern girls are hotter. It’s a fact.
    2. Whoever wrote this has trouble forming logical sentences. This modified statement actually makes sense:
    If you ARE DATING A Southern girl: raise your glass. If not: raise your standards.

    Misquote (mediocre) joke on website where people are too stupid to realize. TFM.

    13 years ago at 3:27 pm