My GDI professor asked me what I would do if I could go back in time. I said I would go back and Ice Helen Keller because she would never see it coming. TFM.

14 years ago
  2. Bamabro sucks ballsack

    Bambabro,
    I bet ur slutty girlfriend just settled for you because she couldn’t get any real frat stars. But hey I’m glad you picked a winner, there’s no shame in slamming a fat chick, more cushion for the pushin! Good for you bamabro. Plus who knows maybe you’ll have little GDI babies that can one day get made fun of by my future little frat babies

    14 years ago at 10:55 am
  4. George Fratington

    Thanks bamabro I was looking on here to read some good Helen Keller jokes and you ruined it.

    14 years ago at 2:29 pm
    1. Delta Tango Foxtrot

      How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
      They moved the furniture.

      How did Helen Keller’s parents _really_ punish her?
      Hung bowling balls from the ceiling.

      How did Helen Keller’s parents really really punish her?
      They left the plunger in the toilet.

      14 years ago at 11:40 am
    2. Polo or Solo

      making motions because you know all of these frat stars and sorostitutes know Robert’s Rules. TFM.

      14 years ago at 1:23 pm
  6. Hunter Frat Thompson

    thanks for taking an unoriginal joke and making it funny again also how do you like my sarcasium font

    14 years ago at 6:00 pm