Alabama Grocer Offers “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”
One day after multi-sport and multi-crime athlete Famous Jameis “forgot” to pay for his crab legs and the Internet exploded with crab memes, a grocery store in Alabama put some Jameis Winston style king crab legs on the shelf.
at a grocery store by bama. college football is like no other. #rolltide pic.twitter.com/IHAy0FyUdd
— mo (@mkimbaa) May 1, 2014
Nothing in sports can touch a college football rivalry, and it seems that the bitterness of championship defeat has many in Alabama still a bit crabby. Although they’re not actually for sale, one can only assume that these are no more “ours to take” than the seafood in a Tuscaloosa Publix.
It’s still unknown is if the NCAA will punish Winston for the $19.79 crab leg heist.
[via Twitter]
As close as Alabama will get to tasting victory…
11 years ago at 3:06 pm^says the kid from some school bama probably ass raped last season
11 years ago at 3:15 pmIt would be really funny if he went to Auburn.
11 years ago at 4:12 pmOr Oklahoma.. That was an ass raping.
11 years ago at 4:57 pmHa… I go to school above the Mason-Dixon line. Taking the laps for the bad joke.
11 years ago at 9:04 pmThe cost of his crab legs were around 32$ Sterling. Get your facts straight.
11 years ago at 3:06 pmEditor took my NCAA joke out and left it as that. I’m going to punch the intern in the throat for it.
11 years ago at 3:30 pmFSU here,
11 years ago at 3:35 pmLocal reports say it was consensual, investigation still on going. Local outcry.
http://www.eggplantfsu.com/post/84340406433/fsu-students-shame-publix-for-lying-about-jameis
Hey dipshit it’s Jack’s Foodland in Eva, AL which is a little bit north of Cullman not the Tuscaloosa Publix.
11 years ago at 1:48 am