Alana Blanchard Is A Scalding Hot Surfer Who Posts Nothing But Ass Shots On Instagram
Are you guys in the mood for a little T & A? It’s Friday, so of course you’re in the mood. I know I’m in the mood, which is why I was happy to stumble upon this hot blonde surfer named Alana Blanchard. There isn’t much to say about her except that she has a tremendous backside. That thing is good. USDA prime beef.
Before I got too deep into the rabbit hole that is her Instagram page, I decided that I’d share some of these gems for you guys.
Wow. Just wow is all you can really say here. Champ Kind would approve..
Well she’s a surfer, so you know she has a gnarly seventh grade vocabulary bruh.
10 years ago at 11:00 amShe could talk to me like a 7th grader all day and I’d still have a lump in my trousers.
10 years ago at 11:28 am… K that sounded better in my head.
10 years ago at 11:29 amTDornM
10 years ago at 11:32 am*Boing*
10 years ago at 11:10 amYou should have seen her when she was 18. She was even hotter.
10 years ago at 11:12 amReplace her with him and she with he and you have yourself a classic Dorn move.
10 years ago at 12:16 pmYou’re gonna need to also replace 18 with 12
10 years ago at 12:54 pmCouldn’t have hit follow any faster
10 years ago at 11:16 amLook at the log splitter on that one
10 years ago at 11:23 amfirst time I’ve heard that. well done
10 years ago at 11:56 amMaybe next time
10 years ago at 2:01 pmI’d get too deep into that rabbit hole.
10 years ago at 11:24 amShwing!
10 years ago at 11:50 amBroBible posted her before you guys and that website sucks dick. step up your game
10 years ago at 11:55 amYou’re about 3 years late on this one.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmTo say the least
10 years ago at 8:02 pm“Posts nothing but ass shots”. Only 4 of the 10 pictures listed are ass shots.
10 years ago at 1:10 pm