Alana Blanchard Is A Scalding Hot Surfer Who Posts Nothing But Ass Shots On Instagram

Are you guys in the mood for a little T & A? It’s Friday, so of course you’re in the mood. I know I’m in the mood, which is why I was happy to stumble upon this hot blonde surfer named Alana Blanchard. There isn’t much to say about her except that she has a tremendous backside. That thing is good. USDA prime beef.

Before I got too deep into the rabbit hole that is her Instagram page, I decided that I’d share some of these gems for you guys.

Wow. Just wow is all you can really say here. Champ Kind would approve.

  1. MarineCorps

    I would shove my pp so far up her ass whoever could pull it out would be King Arthur.

    10 years ago at 2:23 pm
  2. ScoochMcGooch

    Steve, this is how you publish an article about nothing and receive appreciation. Ass and titties. Else, we demand content.

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  3. Jron

    White girls love posting shots of their non-existent ass.

    Everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga.

    10 years ago at 4:52 pm