Alcohol Literally Filled The Air At An American University SAE House Party

American University is certainly not known for their Greek life or party scene but that may have just changed thanks to the Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter putting them on the damn map.

A wild off-campus party hosted by the SAEs earlier in the semester got rather out of hand when local police showed up, breathalyzers in hand, ready to shut down the event. Rather than sticking to status quo and finding the drunkest students there to bust and subsequently handing out a hefty fine to the residents, officers found themselves quite puzzled when their breathalyzers got a reading before anybody even blew into them.

From WPVI Philadelphia

Police say there was so much alcohol being consumed at a college fraternity party in Maryland the air inside the house registered a .01 on a Breathalyzer.

Officers broke up the party at a house in Bethesda last month.

They say eight people locked themselves in a bathroom while another person jumped out of a second story window in an effort to avoid officers.

I didn’t even think it was possible for there to be detectable amounts of alcohol in stagnant air without people dying. These guys deserve a scholarship to MIT’s school of chemistry for their findings, not criminal offenses.

Pour some out for these guys this weekend. With a combined 126 charges and over $300k in fines, it’s a safe bet the six hosts won’t have much of a life any time soon.

[via WPVI Philadelphia]

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      1. thevaginator

        Every fraternity has bad chapters little man, but considering you are a geed you probably wouldn’t know. Now sit down before you get knocked out

        8 years ago at 12:58 pm
      2. thevaginator

        I’ve said my affiliation on here before little guy. You’ll have to find out for yourself. Now start dancing

        8 years ago at 3:20 pm
      3. Henry_Eighth

        I have an excellent memory when it comes to shitheadedness, so I don’t have to look anything up. You’ve said that you’re a Kappa Sigma, and you’ve said that you’re an SAE. Of course you are neither. And if you want to define my statement of the facts as “dancing,” then that’s your problem, little man.

        8 years ago at 3:50 pm
      4. thevaginator

        Sounds like I own quite a bit of real estate in your head little man. And apparently your memory is not as good as you think. Better work on that before interview day small fry, especially since your interview will be with me.

        8 years ago at 5:24 pm
      5. thevaginator

        That always shuts him up. Little guy can’t hang with the big dogs. Sad. See you on interview day small fry. Make sure you dress professionally and bring a copy of your resume

        8 years ago at 2:15 pm
    1. Wraith

      You need someone to watch and see that you and your boyfriend are doing it right?That is just sad.

      8 years ago at 2:23 pm