Large-Assed Porn Star Alexis Texas Posts Inspirational Sticky Notes In Her Home, Is Deep
10 years ago

Porn Star Alexis Texas Posts Inspirational Sticky Notes In Her Home, Is Deep

Alexis Texas can’t just hop out of bed and onto a dick every morning. She needs a mental fluffer first. The starlet puts sticky notes covered with inspirational quotes notes on her door so she can remind herself of the deep, philosophical meaning behind fucking strangers every day.

 

You may have noticed that one of those was a picture of her butt, not a quote. That was intentional. If you can’t read what they say (masturbation has been proven to cause blindness) here are some of the highlights:

Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.

Possible evidence that she’s been faking it in all her videos.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Fuck the haters. In her case, literally.

Never give up on a dream!!

Does Alexis long for a career outside of porn?

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty inspired to do something right now.

Image via Instagram

  4. POFUS

    Pictures of her inspirational sticky notes: 4,000 likes. Picture of her ass: 24,000 likes. The people have spoken stick to your day job, Alexis.

    10 years ago at 12:16 pm
  5. mhc28

    She’s actually attractive and curvy, which is hard to find in porn. Killer body, a lot like the one I’ll be sleeping beside tonight. Can’t complain about that.

    Let’s hope she moves on from porn and finds something besides drugs or booze.

    10 years ago at 12:23 pm
    1. Louisfeldhaus

      Are you implying you’ll be sleeping with an Lexis Texas-esque woman tonight? Because if so that’s total bullshit on your end

      10 years ago at 12:36 pm
    2. Fratty McFratFrat

      Do you wait until your mom is asleep before climbing into bed with her?

      10 years ago at 1:36 pm
    3. GeebsNotGeeds

      It’s too bad your mother couldn’t find something besides drugs and booze during your pregnancy.

      10 years ago at 6:32 am
  6. DeltaGoodHand

    Not mad about no thigh gap here, but her teeth could take a lesson from her thighs.

    10 years ago at 12:44 pm
  7. Ragingandhazing

    I’m pretty inspired to do something as well. And that something is masturbate.

    10 years ago at 12:58 pm
  8. FratrickBateman1302

    After doing extensive research the video evidence confirms that she is indeed very deep

    10 years ago at 2:26 pm
  9. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Her thoughts ain’t the only deep thing she’s got. Amiright, fellas?

    10 years ago at 2:49 pm