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Almost A Whole Week Later And Ken Giles Punching Himself In The Face Is Still 100% Psychotic

Last Tuesday night, the Yankess were tied 0-0 with the Astros in the top of the 9th inning. The Astros’ closer, Ken Giles, came into the game to lock down the 9th, but things just did not go his way.

Okay, fine — you gave up a 3-run bomb and blow the game for your team. That shit will happen in a 162-game season. What normally doesn’t happen is the following.

Kenny Powers — I mean Giles — just absolutely rocked himself in the face after giving up that home run. Complete psycho move if I’ve ever seen one. Sure, he did completely lose that game, but just take it easy, man. Do what every other baseball player does when they fuck up and throw a cooler around; there’s no need to throw self-facing haymakers.

When I fuck up in my beer league softball games, I take a rip of my JUUL, throw in a fat lip, and move on. Take some notes, Kenny, and fall back on the nicotine next time. It’ll keep you from going viral for being a lunatic.

Image via Twitter/@JoeGiglioSports

  1. thevaginator

    First! Mclosers mom Monday everyone! Just two weeks after suffering a prolapsed anus she is back at 100%!!!

    7 years ago at 11:32 am
      1. thevaginatorv2

        Scouting report: Mclosers mom appears to have made a full recovery after her anus episode. I spoke to Coach Vag earlier who said that he expects her anus to be up to speed for tonight. We’ll have to wait and see

        7 years ago at 12:40 pm