Alpha Chi Rho Meathead Delivers Intramural Hype Speech Of A Lifetime
12 years ago

Sit down in the sturdiest chair near you, preferably one that’s anchored to the floor, and strap yourself down before you watch this video. If you don’t exercise these safety measures, you may spontaneously stand up and run through the wall nearest you at around 1:15 into the action. This is when the greatest intramural flag football hype speech you’ll ever see reaches a fever pitch. Just out of control.

Best line: “It doesn’t matter who the fuck is in it! Who the fuck we represent! Or who the fuck is going on outside this circle!!!”

You’ve got to love that. I mean, it makes absolutely zero sense, but given the passion with which it was delivered, it still kinda gets the point across, you know?

Update: The owner of the video made it private, but it’s cool because someone reposted it set to the music from Any Given Sunday‘s locker room speech scene. It’s even better now.

According to the title of the video, “We Rule the Field (AXP 2013 Greek Week Champs),” they won the game. Duh. No way they were letting this animal down. Not pictured: Three seconds after the video cuts off, this guy beats their weakest pledge to a bloody pulp as everyone looks on in sheer horror.

It’s just a game, Focker.

[via Deadspin]

Image via YouTube

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  2. DrunkWithFunk21

    These guys go to my school. Biggest group of pussies around and no they did not even win Greek week or football for that matter. Plus the dude talking graduated a few years ago and is having issues letting go of his shitty fraternity that can’t get more than like 8 fat girls in their house at one time. Oh and one of them thinks he’s the ginger Indiana Jones

    12 years ago at 7:16 pm
    1. PKAPenisInOurMouthas

      Actually they won. Beat SigEp in the finals. Pike lost in the semis because our quarterback was busy flirting with other guys. I also go to Drexel but we’re too busy butt chugging.

      12 years ago at 8:18 pm
    3. theeternalpledge1

      Yeah, they won Greek week FOOTBALL. one of dozens of events. They lost overall, wasn’t even close. Even pike beat them handily.

      12 years ago at 10:23 pm
    4. PKAPenisInOurMouthas

      They Actuly tied for 2nd behind SigEp. Us in Pike realized we had no chance so we decided to give up after sucking so much dick. We instead had a huge circle jerk and talked about our feelings. Theeternalpledge1 has no fucking clue what is coming out of his asshole. Might be because he is a a fellow pike. And as far as Drexel Greek Week goes, Football is all that matters. All other events are participation points. That show’s you how retarded and gay Greek life in the nor the east is.

      12 years ago at 2:29 am
  4. jacko

    I witnessed this live and it was an epic speech that got my fat ass jacked, and the game was awesome, sig ep had the advantage early, but they had no answer for those 2 italian brothers that the crows had, I want to hate it but I love it

    12 years ago at 9:03 pm
  6. CarlsMom

    Carl I really hope your fraternity doesn’t use language like this. I could barely finish watching this video without tearing up with disappointment and the possibility that you are being exposed to people like this!

    P.S, I had to cover Baxter’s ears!! :'(

    12 years ago at 10:23 pm
  10. CapstoneRager

    And of course this dumb fuck deleted the video. Fuck you you Guido looking cum dumpster. We want to see how you pump up your bros for flag football greatness

    12 years ago at 4:09 am
  11. UnKappaFifth

    The goon graduated multiple years ago and returns to pump up his frats flag football team? He must think he is Ray Lewis or some fucking shit though it is likely from the looks of his physical appearance he contributed nothing more than shit talking during his likely 5 year run with his team. While most of his pledge brothers have become useful members of American society this douche bag underachieved during his run and just can’t seem to let go

    12 years ago at 12:49 pm