Alpha Tau Omega At University Of South Carolina Gets Booted By Nationals

Pi Kappa Alpha At University Of South Carolina Found Dead

Alpha Tau Omega at the University of South Carolina received a letter from nationals yesterday informing them that they are no longer a part of the organization. To my knowledge, this makes the chapter the first casualty in what I’m sure will be a sopping wet year for the long hard dick of fraternal law.

ATO Nationals is so eager to bend chapters over, they even made a letter template for such occasions. Unfortunately, they forgot to replace “[INSERT]_FIRST_NAME” with the names of the chapter members. Good Lord. At least ACT like you give a fuck about the people in your organization.

The reasons for shutting them down are as farcical as usual. “Risk management violations, deceptive communications from the colony to the National Fraternity and the colony’s decision to continue to engage men in the colony who had been removed.”

I guess they’re technically still a colony, not a chapter. But ATO has been at USC forever. They’re in the process of re-establishing after getting in trouble a few years ago. Usually how these things work is, most of the initiated brothers will be kicked out, leaving the pledges and a select few initiates to rebuild as a colony. But you still hang out with the guys who got kicked out. They don’t just cease to be your friends. That’s why the whole “decision to engage men in the colony who had been removed” thing is horse shit.

The risk management violations include serving alcohol during rush events last fall (which almost every fraternity at USC got in trouble for) and “sketch cash.” Not sure what “sketch cash” means, but I assume it means they spent money on naughty things without telling Nationals about it (that would also explain the “deceptive communications”).

Also, it’s probably nothing, but Spurrier was an ATO. I wonder if he was bailing the chapter out, and now that he’s gone, the chapter’s safety net left with him.

There are plenty of chapters out there that deserve to get the boot, but based on these allegations, I don’t think USC ATO was one of them. R.I.F.

      1. FuckTuco69

        I go to south carolina but im in a top tier frat. So not only am i #SECScrong but i am also #TopTierScrong two things that ato and tuco and clampzon arents

        10 years ago at 6:00 pm
      2. RutherfordBeHazed

        I hope you get hit by a freight train and paralyzed, recover after years of intensive physical therapy, and then get beat to death with a cricket bat.

        10 years ago at 6:08 pm
      3. FuckTuco69

        I ran a freight train on your long term gf who went to a top tier #sec skool wile u were chugging jizz at clampson

        10 years ago at 7:51 pm
      4. Bobby Wallets

        Just in case it hasn’t yet been made clear to you by the people wishing you harm, but we all hate you. Yes, all.

        10 years ago at 1:54 am
  1. SirCarlosIII

    Solid start for a new year of PC agendas and growing pussyfication in America.

    10 years ago at 3:43 pm
  2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

    What kind of example would they be setting for future new members if the current members clearly decided not to abandon their non-Greek peers? Cut your friends out and leave them in the dark, guys. And no alcohol! …and sketch cash sounds like a synonym for slush fund.

    10 years ago at 3:59 pm
    1. Karl Karlson

      This was clearly meant to be sarcastic, and you make a solid point. Or you’re a Gooch and can go to Gooch hell.

      10 years ago at 9:08 pm
  3. NY Frock Exchange

    We went 5 days… 5 days and a chapter gets kicked off. Granted the reasoning happened last year, but come on.

    10 years ago at 4:02 pm
  4. CamBrady

    Idiots don’t have enough brain cells between them to even spell “insert” correctly in the header line. Fuck nationals.

    10 years ago at 4:23 pm
  5. Dirk Digglers Dick

    Spurrier didn’t give a shit, ever. ATO at Carolinas been dead since the Fall ’08 class raged that bitch into the dirt. L&R RIP

    10 years ago at 4:26 pm
  6. flowmaster

    Anyone at USC would’ve told you that the ATOs were all cheesedicks. They haven’t had their house in Greek village for about 5 years now.

    Also spurrier was an honorary ATO right before they were booted back in the day, so it’s not like he was really that attached to the colony at all.

    10 years ago at 4:38 pm
    1. Dirk Digglers Dick

      having a house in that heavenly “Greek village” yall jerk off to is a glorified dorm. I had got some decent memories in my required tour of duty , but really it just creates a numbers game to fill the frat with goobers to live there because no rational human can stand more than a semester. the ato house was the first in “village” and as pledges we were required to sneak across the street and shit in the snu house until in was finished being built. good times.

      10 years ago at 10:05 pm
    2. Dirk Digglers Dick

      Spurrier was an ato at florida when he played you malnutrioned fuck shit. kick my ass and apologize

      10 years ago at 10:09 pm
  7. flowmaster

    Anyone at USC would’ve told you that the ATOs were all cheesedicks. They haven’t had their house in Greek village for about 5 years now.

    10 years ago at 4:39 pm
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      This is a really great comment, man! You should keep saying it over and over!

      10 years ago at 5:03 pm
    2. gobacktoohio

      They were but until about 2012 they were actually one of the top tier houses. Then they got witch hunted and booted and replaced by usc’s croonies, who apparently went goober rogue. Pre 2012 – top house. Post-2012 – no relation to the pre ato and crap.

      10 years ago at 1:29 am