Just remember, when the going gets tough, look at your beer and say “yes I can.” Unless this happens. Stop immediately and call 911. It’s over man, just make the call.
Can’t tell if it’s because I’m approaching drunk:30 or what but the more I look at his towel and shit eating grin, the more I really hope this little guy makes it.
It looks like it’s just a flesh wound… Quite being such a pussy.
9 years ago at 10:37 amquit*
9 years ago at 9:43 pmHow the fuck does this happen?
9 years ago at 10:41 amAlcohol
9 years ago at 1:38 pm*Natural selection
9 years ago at 1:51 pmYou got something on your face there buddy
9 years ago at 10:45 amHIV positive?
9 years ago at 11:32 amNot the first thing that’s penetrated your face
9 years ago at 11:48 amWhat the fuck is that?
9 years ago at 12:24 pmSpear fishing tip
9 years ago at 5:03 pmwhy does he still have a towel?
9 years ago at 2:24 pmFeel the Johnson 2016
9 years ago at 2:38 pmTowell is strictly there to cover pepperoni nips.
9 years ago at 8:11 amJust remember, when the going gets tough, look at your beer and say “yes I can.” Unless this happens. Stop immediately and call 911. It’s over man, just make the call.
9 years ago at 7:16 pmCan’t tell if it’s because I’m approaching drunk:30 or what but the more I look at his towel and shit eating grin, the more I really hope this little guy makes it.
9 years ago at 9:50 pmbro you’re so lucky you didnt lose an eye.
9 years ago at 2:47 pm