Am I Rory? Because I Fucking Win Like Him On DraftKings
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM where you can enter for a shot at $1,000 in this week’s 1-week PGA $10K Chip Shot fantasy golf contest. If you’re new to the game, fantasy golf is easy to understand. Even your sister could play this shit. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to select the 6 golfers you think will accumulate the most points. Points are based on how well a golfer does – lower the score on a hole, higher the points.
Enter The Contest for FREE NOW
If this is your first time to play, your entry is COMPLETELY FREE. If you’ve been crushing DraftKings like I have, then it costs $2 to enter. Either way, you can’t beat the return on investment that DraftKings has to offer. First place in the 1-week PGA $10K Chip Shot fantasy golf contest will take home $1,000 in cold hard cash. That’ll cover enough bar tabs to last you until next week’s contest. Where else can you make that kind of money for sitting on your ass and clicking the mouse a few times? Answer: no fucking where.
If you think you’re man enough to face an even bigger challenge, then enter the $40,000 contest as well. Winner takes home $7,000 and it only costs $27 to buy-in. I’m signing up for both.
Enter $40,000 Contest HERE
Go sign up now and draft Rory to earn your shot at $1,000, or be the freeloader at the bar that no one likes. Get in before the contest fills!
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Dorn sank a hole in one on the Intern.
10 years ago at 12:29 pmDorn is the Rory of the San Francisco Drag Queen circuit.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmStop trying to sell us your friend’s shitty product
10 years ago at 12:54 pmKys.
10 years ago at 12:20 amYou’re a fuckstick
10 years ago at 12:48 pmIf you’re going to try and do native advertising, can you at least label it?
10 years ago at 2:22 pmSome of these poor southerners can’t tell the difference.