America Likes Vodka Over Everything Else, Per European Study

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The above photo will enlarge if you click on it, but don’t be so quick to do so, because it’s not pretty. Even the French are drinking harder stuff than we are.

Per a study so European that it’s easier to stomach with capri pants on, from Euromonitor International, Americans prefer drinking vodka when given the choice among gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, tequila, and brandy. Brandy? Who drinks brandy? Who even knows what brandy tastes like? The Chinese do, apparently. They’re just over there being communists, plucking infants from their homes to mold into Olympic athletes, and downing brandy like it ain’t no thing.

Here’s a list of countries and the aforementioned liquors their citizens are drinking:

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Y’all know I love my vodka sodas. Not sorry about it, either.

[via Quartz]

  1. commentsonwrongpost

    So selfies are a go as long as their nudes, right? That’s what I assume this article is about

    12 years ago at 6:18 pm
      1. thesecondbasement

        Agreed. But I also think gin is pretty manly, nothing like the taste of pine needles to bring out the demons

        12 years ago at 9:02 am
  2. OMFratRebel

    Don’t get too excited, Dorn. Drinking vodka sodas still makes you a goober.

    12 years ago at 6:52 pm