America Likes Vodka Over Everything Else, Per European Study
The above photo will enlarge if you click on it, but don’t be so quick to do so, because it’s not pretty. Even the French are drinking harder stuff than we are.
Per a study so European that it’s easier to stomach with capri pants on, from Euromonitor International, Americans prefer drinking vodka when given the choice among gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, tequila, and brandy. Brandy? Who drinks brandy? Who even knows what brandy tastes like? The Chinese do, apparently. They’re just over there being communists, plucking infants from their homes to mold into Olympic athletes, and downing brandy like it ain’t no thing.
Here’s a list of countries and the aforementioned liquors their citizens are drinking:
Y’all know I love my vodka sodas. Not sorry about it, either.
[via Quartz]
That because the rest of the world doesnt have to put up with California.
12 years ago at 7:06 pmI blame you for this Dorn.
12 years ago at 7:08 pmNo way this is right. Ireland’s favorite drink is vodka? Hahahahahaha.
12 years ago at 7:42 pmAnd since when do Saudi Arabians drink anything?
12 years ago at 8:32 pmThey probably run on a “Don’t get high on your own supply” kind if thing.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmI blame freshmen and women. to quote Childish Gambino; “vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man”
12 years ago at 7:49 pmThose euro-pussies left out beer.
12 years ago at 9:21 pmNOOOOOOOOOOOO
12 years ago at 11:42 pmNetherlands being the only country that prefers Gin.
12 years ago at 11:46 pmI’m going to Chile, Peru, Italy, and Columbia dammit.
12 years ago at 2:45 pmThis can’t be accurate.
The only liquors I know are Irish whisky, bourbon whiskey, tennessee whiskey, white whiskey, scotch whiskey, and beer.
12 years ago at 5:47 pm