American Chicks Have The Biggest Natural Boobs In The World — And Not Because Of Obesity

Alex Buscemi9 years ago

You don’t need another reason why America is the greatest country on earth. But Imma tell you one anyway. Our women lug around the tiggest ol’ bitties in the motherfucking universe, kid. The thickest all-natural, corn-fed globes in the globe. It’s not because we’re super fat either.

From NY Daily News:

The Journal of Female Health Sciences busted out this eye-raising new research after analyzing the volume of breast tissue in 342,000 women ages 28-30 in 108 different countries. They only surveyed ladies who were not pregnant or breastfeeding — and those whose boobs were not surgically enhanced — to get the most natural measurements.

“Women born in the U.S.A have by far larger breasts than women in any other country, while women born in Africa and Asia, particularly in the East Asian countries, have the smallest breast volumes,” the writers marveled in their report.

The researchers curiously divided American women into Caucasians and Non-Caucasians — which they didn’t do with any other countries — and found that white Americans are bustier overall, although all U.S. ladies on average are still more well-endowed than the rest of the world.

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But believe it or not, obesity isn’t the reason why the Americans’ golden arches are so super-sized. The report noted that while larger cup sizes in countries such as England and Spain are tied to body weight, women born in the U.S. and Canada, including athletes, had bigger boobs regardless of what their scales said. This is because white North American breasts tend to be rounder than the racks of white women born in other countries, and rounder boobs have more volume.

While American women of all races are packing more bra beef than the rest of the world, it’s white chicks who pack the most. I also found it interesting that our ladies’ funbags are so much more fun than those of foreign women that bra sizes across the border are measured a size larger (a D for us is an E for them). The study was sure to take this into account. Oh, and our hunnies got the roundest tits, too.

Just look at this stockpile of WMDs:

America the boobiful. We da breast. It’s a shame most American men are all about that ass..

[via NY Daily News]