American Gymnast Breaks Fall with Face; Still Attractive
13 years ago

Nastia Liukin captured the hearts of America in 2008 with her gutsy, gold medal performance (individual all-around Gold medal) in the Olympic Games in Beijing. For bringing home the gold for America, we will forever be grateful.

On Sunday night though, we witnessed the abrupt, painful end of an illustrious career. Apparently, 22 years old is considered geriatric for female gymnasts, and Liukin’s body couldn’t hold up anymore. Nastia was determined to prove her dissenters wrong by making the 2012 U.S. Olympic team past her prime. She tried to extend her legacy, and finishing in the top five at the Olympic Trials last weekend was the next step in her journey. The uneven bars did her in though, and hard.

Fighting back tears from the realization of the final chapter of her career, and the pain from what I can only assume is a fractured face, she pushes on and finishes her routine to the sound of several thousand cheering fans. It was a sad sight to behold. She still looks good, though.

    1. frat_rage_frat

      I would do the same. Take a picture. Send it to TFM. Not have it posted to the website. Tell Dorn he a little dick f*cker. Repeat until posted

      13 years ago at 10:12 am
  4. anon7472974648

    Convincing 22-year old women that they can’t live out their dream job (the likely motive being that her sandwich and blowie production was taking a hit). TFM.

    13 years ago at 10:48 am
    1. ClevelandSideSlapper

      You may be interested to know that the spotter was her father. If you thought your most recent slam had daddy issues…

      13 years ago at 4:07 pm
  6. cargosbelowknees

    Wow she needs an eagle man beak, or an iguana up her ass. I can’t wait until the eagle men finally com and take all of us up to their spase homes and perfrorm fillacio on us. Yeah slurp up those chihuahas!!

    13 years ago at 11:19 am
  9. ice cold frat

    Dorn, I’m going to tie you down and cut a horizontal slit just above each hip bone. I will then proceed to breach your chest cavity much like an adolescent frisking his hands up his girlfriend’s shirt to slide into second base. But instead of lusty teenage sinfulness (I will, however, derive sexual pleasure from your pain, but I am only turned-on insofar as I’m determined), I will tear your chest apart bone for bone. By the time I have broken and extracted every demon rib from your body, I will fist hold onto your clavicles and force your face unto your crotch, which by this time has been beaten into a pulp. Only when I’m satisfied will I grant your requests for death by removing every organ in your body, releasing my hot, gravy thick load onto them, and eating them before your eyes. Except your kidneys. Those will be donated to charity. Have a nice day. Smelinow, he’s mine and mine forever.

    13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    5. superwayne

      While my drunken comment last week was a little bit over the top, it was nothing compared to this sick mother fucker. Jesus, this guy has issues.

      13 years ago at 7:27 pm