American Icons: Pierce Bush

You’ve all heard of George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States. But have you heard of his nephew, Pierce Bush? Probably not.

Pierce Mallon Bush, son of “sex romp” participant Neil Bush, was a fraternity man at the University of Texas. Here are some college photos of him with a recently deceased legendary homeless crossdresser, Leslie.

Now Mr. Bush is an Industry Analyst employee of The Wind Alliance, where he is “in charge of building and maintaining relationships” with members. You are probably thinking to yourself, “Balls! How do I become as successful as Pierce?” Answer: Go on MSNBC’s TODAY and do an interview worthy of an American fucking icon, like this one:.

“I’m gonna go hit the bed, you know what I’m saying Campbell?” We know what you’re saying bud, and I’m pretty sure Campbell was so aroused by your interview skills that she’s down to hit the bed with you.

Obviously this interview launched Pierce onto the radar of politicians and wind industry executives alike, and now he’s an American icon.

For daily insight from an American icon follow Pierce on twitter, @PierceBush.

    1. Brobert F Kennedy

      Something that looks like sugar but has some vaguely similar effects to four cups of coffee.

      13 years ago at 12:01 am
  1. Constantine1855

    4 cups of coffee? More like 125mg of the United States’ finest adderall.

    13 years ago at 1:41 pm
  2. TrickleDown

    You can tell from the sly grin when she first introduces him that he is here to fuck shit up. Frat on Pierce!

    13 years ago at 1:52 pm