American Icons: Pierce Bush

You’ve all heard of George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States. But have you heard of his nephew, Pierce Bush? Probably not.

Pierce Mallon Bush, son of “sex romp” participant Neil Bush, was a fraternity man at the University of Texas. Here are some college photos of him with a recently deceased legendary homeless crossdresser, Leslie.

Now Mr. Bush is an Industry Analyst employee of The Wind Alliance, where he is “in charge of building and maintaining relationships” with members. You are probably thinking to yourself, “Balls! How do I become as successful as Pierce?” Answer: Go on MSNBC’s TODAY and do an interview worthy of an American fucking icon, like this one:.

“I’m gonna go hit the bed, you know what I’m saying Campbell?” We know what you’re saying bud, and I’m pretty sure Campbell was so aroused by your interview skills that she’s down to hit the bed with you.

Obviously this interview launched Pierce onto the radar of politicians and wind industry executives alike, and now he’s an American icon.

For daily insight from an American icon follow Pierce on twitter, @PierceBush.

    1. Dillon Cheverere

      I have a few memories of Leslie. One of them was telling one of my female friends at a bar that he’d “like to lick her pussy.”

      13 years ago at 5:36 pm
  1. BOSS___DSP

    Where’s the column on walker bush, bush’s other nephew who is united states marine corps infantry.

    13 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. Chucktastic

      ^ Nice try, Boot. Suffice it to say you have zero fucking idea what you’re talking about!

      Marine Corps has Boot Camps, Army has Basic Training.

      Take laps you pogue!

      12 years ago at 8:19 pm
  2. M_Eagle

    Watched this at my desk… The whole office heard me lose it at “You know what I’m sayin’, Campbell?” Fucking goofball.

    13 years ago at 3:34 pm
  3. frat blunts

    How can someone be an icon if he’s not widely known, especially if you have to describe him?

    13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. FratRiley

      Take it easy with the ‘frat blunts’ and you could pick up on the obvious sarcasm used in this column

      13 years ago at 11:54 pm