American Stud TJ Oshie’s Girlfriend Is Better Looking Than Your Girlfriend
I was careful not to use “hero” in the title in lieu of “stud,” because according to Oshie himself, the only American heroes are the ones wearing camo. Call him what you want, as long as you call him a winner. TJ Oshie quickly ascended to the top of the sporting world over the weekend with his heroic four shootout goals in six attempts to take Team USA over the top of Russia 3-2 in an overtime thriller.
Oshie is a fine American. He also has a fine girlfriend, much finer than yours.
Images via Facebook
Knocking up your fiancé before the wedding to assert your dominance to her father. TFM.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmMight be one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen
11 years ago at 1:48 pmGreat Journalism Mr Dorn.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmFap fap fap
I’d take a 5 Minute Major with her
11 years ago at 2:34 pmA pro athlete has a hotter girlfriend than me? Shocker…but thanks for the pics
11 years ago at 2:52 pmImages via Facebook=Dorn’s a stalker
11 years ago at 3:26 pmI’d take a slapshot to the face for that.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmPuck Sluts >>>>>
11 years ago at 4:38 pm[…] telling Oshie to go again? Â Either way, Oshie’s memorable performance has gained him (and his girlfriend) a lot of notoriety. Â Good for the St. Louis Blues star and Minnesotta […]
11 years ago at 5:51 pmPublic service announcement: Her Instagram is LCCOSGROVE. You are all welcome.
11 years ago at 6:18 pm