American Stud TJ Oshie’s Girlfriend Is Better Looking Than Your Girlfriend

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I was careful not to use “hero” in the title in lieu of “stud,” because according to Oshie himself, the only American heroes are the ones wearing camo. Call him what you want, as long as you call him a winner. TJ Oshie quickly ascended to the top of the sporting world over the weekend with his heroic four shootout goals in six attempts to take Team USA over the top of Russia 3-2 in an overtime thriller.

Oshie is a fine American. He also has a fine girlfriend, much finer than yours.

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  1. frattlefield

    Meh. I would love to see what this chick looks like without all of that makeup, fake tits, etc. She’s cute, but blondes really aren’t my preference. They age quickly and they need a lot of upkeep to look good ( hair dye, plastic surgery , tanning, and makeup so they don’t look washed out). Give me a natural brunette, raven, or exotic chick any day of the week, they tend to be more naturally pretty.

    11 years ago at 11:38 pm