Americans Infiltrate Iranian Nuke Lab with “Thunderstruck”

In this edition of ‘America flexing its nuts just to fuck with foreigners,’ we use a harmless cyber attack. Harmless sure, but the message came through loud and clear. Actually, it came through extremely loud and in the middle of the night, as some kind of badass American computer virus prompted several computers in the Iranian nuclear lab to burst out in AC/DC’s hit “Thunderstruck.”

Iran’s nuclear facilities have suffered a cyber attack that shut down computers and played music from the rock band AC/DC, the F-Secure Security Labs website said.

A new worm has targeted Iran’s nuclear program, shutting down the “automation network” at the Natanz and Fordo facilities, the Internet security site reported, citing an e- mail it said was sent by a scientist inside Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization.

The virus also prompted several of the computers on site to play the song “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC at full volume in the middle of the night, according to the e-mail, part of which is published in English on the website.

Even our American computer nerds like to haze foreign enemies. And this hazing session was one huge “If we can attack your highly-protected computers, imagine what else we can do” mind fuck, a mind fuck that leaves the Iranians wondering how else America can invade their shit. Dominance asserted.

Here you go. Turn it up:

  1. brothersoulless1847

    i always thought stuxnet lacked the necessary “fuck you” attitude. This makes up for it.

    12 years ago at 6:19 pm
    1. FrancisFratKey_1855

      ^this – Leaving a blatant, mocking signature on a covert op – TFM.

      12 years ago at 7:00 pm
    1. Bill Fratsky

      No, Isreal just found out about it first. You can find the original email correspondence online. It was done by some rando, since he used metasploit and all.

      12 years ago at 7:26 am
    2. Boston BroSox

      Being a fan on the Boston Red Sox does not mean I live in Boston, or Massachusetts.

      12 years ago at 10:32 pm
  2. Define Statutory

    They should have used the team america theme song. That would have been the ultimate middle finger.

    12 years ago at 12:40 am
    1. Wayne Fratsky

      ^DEMOCRATS! FUCK YEAH! REPUBLICANS! Fuc, fuck yeah?
      Fucking leftcoast asshats.

      12 years ago at 3:02 pm