America’s 20 Sexiest Colleges Ranked By The Daily Beast

Jared Borislow12 years ago

If you’re anything like me, you need other people to tell you when someone is attractive. I can’t even quantify how many times I thought I was going home with a 1 and it turns out she was a 10. It’s a TFM. Thankfully, The Daily Beast has taken it upon themselves to rate the 20 Sexiest Colleges in the United States, taking into account such completely non-subjective statistics as “Hottest Guys (score out of 10)” and “Hottest Girls (score out of 10).” Disregarding their questionable research methods, I’m sure there’s at least some truth to the list, which you can peruse below.

20. Michigan State University
19. Brown University
18. Syracuse University
17. Florida State University
16. University of Denver
15. University of Colorado-Boulder
14. University of Virginia
13. University of Florida
12. University of Arizona
11. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
10. University of South Carolina
9. University of Iowa
8. University of Miami (FL)
7. Yale University
6. University of Southern California
5. The University of Texas at Austin
4. University of Alabama
3. University of Georgia
2. Miami University (OH)
1. University of Wisconsin

I find it hard to believe that this list doesn’t include my beloved DeVry, especially since the “Trojan Sexual Health rank” is given heavy weight in this ranking. Nobody here even has sex, and we take great pride in that. It’s like yeah, we are definitely a student population ripe with hard 2’s and soft 3’s, but we’re squeaky clean down there. That’s gotta count for something, Daily Beast.

You left us out. Whatever. It’s cool. I’d say “we’ll all be laughing when we’re your boss someday,” but I think we both know that’s not the case.

[via The Daily Beast]