America’s Cutest Drug Kingpin Is The Daughter Of A DEA Agent
9 years ago

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Sarah Furay, a 19-year-old woman living in College Station, Texas, was arrested for allegedly selling drugs on November 6. She was caught packing all kinds of goodies: 31 grams of coke, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 “ecstasy” tablets, methamphetamine, and 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.

Now, it turns out, she is also the daughter of DEA Special Agent Bill Furay.

From WFAA:

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — The Drug Enforcement Agency has confirmed that a 19-year-old arrested for allegedly selling drugs is the daughter of a DEA agent.

In a statement released to KAGS HD News, the agency’s public affairs officer, Barbara Carreno said, “the DEA confirmed that Sarah Furay, the daughter of DEA Special Agent Bill Furay, was arrested in College Station, TX on charges related to drug trafficking. The College Station Police Department is handling all investigative matters related to the charges. The Furay family is dealing with this private matter as best they can.”

Bill Furay chose not to comment for this story, saying only that it is a “personal matter.”

I would say it’s more than a “personal matter” when it’s your job to put people in jail for drugs and your daughter was selling large amounts of narcotics right under your nose (pun intended). Not that I’m complaining. I don’t know if this girl was a student at Texas A&M, but she undoubtedly fueled a portion of the college’s party scene with whatever poison they could pick.

[via WFAA]

      4. Back In My Days

        “Being an ugly chick is like being a guy. You’re going to have to work.” Said some comedian I can’t recall but giving credit to because TFM intern has a fucking sandy twat on the topic of literary integrity.

        9 years ago at 1:35 pm
      6. Old South Gentleman

        She looks better in other pictures (ones other than her mugshot) I’ve seen in the stories popping up about this on Facebook and Twitter. Mugshots aren’t typically flattering pictures. I think the real stretch here is referring to her as a kingpin.

        9 years ago at 2:28 pm
      10. GeebsNotGeeds

        Not to mention she could be real busted and I’d still dick her down well before el chapo.

        9 years ago at 3:30 pm
      11. cleavage

        Honestly dealing most drugs isn’t a turnoff. Dealing meth on the other hand is a huge turn off.

        9 years ago at 6:51 pm
      12. RAW DOG ASSASSIN

        the meth charge more than likely relates to having possession of molly. they classify it as a meth charge for simplicity b/c molly usually has so much other shit in it. my friend got arrested with molly and they charged him with methamphetamine possession.

        9 years ago at 12:23 am
    2. Aldo Raine

      It’s her mugshot, fellas. If you would take the time to google her, she’s not bad.

      9 years ago at 1:31 pm
      2. Back In My Days

        Her face won’t matter much since my go to is the optimal, TFM approved, doggy style.

        9 years ago at 1:37 pm
  9. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

    As a former weekend volunteer sheriff’s deputy I promise to make this case my number 1 priority. Michael! I need the conference room.

    9 years ago at 12:38 pm
      1. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

        I am a purple belt in ka ra te, you have nothing to worry about.

        9 years ago at 2:30 pm
  10. Esq.

    Would you rather:

    Have a crazy hot, slut of a daughter that flaunts it and throws it in your face?
    Or…
    Have a daughter get busted for selling large quantities of drugs, but is generally a nice girl and (other than the fact that she peddles blow and off-brand acid) has decent morals and with a decent attorney, could be out in 2-3 years?

    9 years ago at 12:40 pm
    3. Back In My Days

      Would rather have a son that fucks the first and marries the second because that will be fun story to tell.

      9 years ago at 12:54 pm