An Email About A UF Student Disappearing Off The Face Of The Planet After Getting His Girlfriend Pregnant

A University of Florida student that is a member of a fraternity that will remain unnamed allegedly got his girlfriend of two years pregnant then decided to basically disappear from earth instead of manning up and taking responsibility for it.

We received the following email today through our tip line.

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And here’s the evidence:

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So this kid is a world class pile of human garbage.

Really excellent parenting on display all around here. The only kind of father who could raise such a world class pile of human garbage is the same kind who would help him go into hiding and avoid not only taking responsibility for his child, but completely bailing on the pregnant college student and leaving it solely on her.

I’m all for prayer if that’s your thing but praying isn’t “all” you can do. You could do something really crazy like drag your human pile of shit of a son over to his girlfriend’s house to discuss options. That’s only step 1 of a much bigger plan, though.

Real bang up job here, Dad.

Here’s a late addition to my holiday gift guide for all you crazy kids out there: Be safe.

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  1. Rad_pitt

    The kid didn’t dissapear he’s living in his parents basement and will soon be working at AT&T selling phones

    8 years ago at 2:24 pm
  2. Ramsay Bolton

    I wasn’t gonna believe that this was real but then I saw that great evidence. Can’t argue with a photoshopped text box.

    8 years ago at 2:26 pm
  3. Charlie Babbitt

    Are you the way you are because your uncle did his dirty work with you?

    8 years ago at 2:27 pm
  4. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Where’s Fail Friday? You wouldn’t be in my will if I were your parents.

    8 years ago at 2:29 pm
  5. America_the_bootyful

    This is why I never let a girl finish first. It leads to nonsense like pregnancies and commitment

    8 years ago at 2:33 pm
    1. Bbn_Cats

      I’m not sure you understand how pregnancy works… Do us all a favor and never reproduce.

      8 years ago at 2:40 pm
    2. DrGonzoTFM

      Tell your principal that your middle school needs to overhaul its sex ed classes.

      8 years ago at 3:33 pm
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