An Email About A UF Student Disappearing Off The Face Of The Planet After Getting His Girlfriend Pregnant
A University of Florida student that is a member of a fraternity that will remain unnamed allegedly got his girlfriend of two years pregnant then decided to basically disappear from earth instead of manning up and taking responsibility for it.
We received the following email today through our tip line.
And here’s the evidence:
So this kid is a world class pile of human garbage.
Really excellent parenting on display all around here. The only kind of father who could raise such a world class pile of human garbage is the same kind who would help him go into hiding and avoid not only taking responsibility for his child, but completely bailing on the pregnant college student and leaving it solely on her.
I’m all for prayer if that’s your thing but praying isn’t “all” you can do. You could do something really crazy like drag your human pile of shit of a son over to his girlfriend’s house to discuss options. That’s only step 1 of a much bigger plan, though.
Real bang up job here, Dad.
Here’s a late addition to my holiday gift guide for all you crazy kids out there: Be safe.
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Bailing on your responsibilities as a man. NF.
8 years ago at 2:24 pmHaving your dad help bail you out. TFM.
8 years ago at 2:25 pmTaking responsibility and handling the situation. RFM
8 years ago at 2:31 pmI mean, you’re not wrong.
8 years ago at 3:01 pmI enjoyed the RFM. Fuck these down voting clowns
8 years ago at 6:08 pmI must be wrong. Bailing out on a child is obviously Frat.
8 years ago at 1:56 pmThe kid didn’t dissapear he’s living in his parents basement and will soon be working at AT&T selling phones
8 years ago at 2:24 pmI wasn’t gonna believe that this was real but then I saw that great evidence. Can’t argue with a photoshopped text box.
8 years ago at 2:26 pmAre you the way you are because your uncle did his dirty work with you?
8 years ago at 2:27 pmWhere’s Fail Friday? You wouldn’t be in my will if I were your parents.
8 years ago at 2:29 pmIs today Friday?
8 years ago at 2:31 pmThis is why I never let a girl finish first. It leads to nonsense like pregnancies and commitment
8 years ago at 2:33 pmI’m not sure you understand how pregnancy works… Do us all a favor and never reproduce.
8 years ago at 2:40 pmGirls finishing. NF
8 years ago at 3:28 pmTell your principal that your middle school needs to overhaul its sex ed classes.
8 years ago at 3:33 pmCongrats on the sex
8 years ago at 2:33 pmI was going to pull out but was startled by the pleasure.
8 years ago at 6:11 pmStart your home business right now. Spend more time with your family and earn. Start bringing $60/hr just on a computer. Very easy wayto make your life happy and earning continuously. Start here””….
8 years ago at 2:19 am====>>>http://tinylink.net/m35Np
In the words of Van Wilder, “Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.”
8 years ago at 2:49 pmVan Wilder is basically the NF version of me.
8 years ago at 10:26 pmIs he black?
8 years ago at 3:26 pmSit down.
8 years ago at 3:30 pmNo, he knows his father.
8 years ago at 4:01 pmYea, they are in Florida tho..
8 years ago at 4:11 pm