An Email About A UF Student Disappearing Off The Face Of The Planet After Getting His Girlfriend Pregnant

A University of Florida student that is a member of a fraternity that will remain unnamed allegedly got his girlfriend of two years pregnant then decided to basically disappear from earth instead of manning up and taking responsibility for it.

We received the following email today through our tip line.

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And here’s the evidence:

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So this kid is a world class pile of human garbage.

Really excellent parenting on display all around here. The only kind of father who could raise such a world class pile of human garbage is the same kind who would help him go into hiding and avoid not only taking responsibility for his child, but completely bailing on the pregnant college student and leaving it solely on her.

I’m all for prayer if that’s your thing but praying isn’t “all” you can do. You could do something really crazy like drag your human pile of shit of a son over to his girlfriend’s house to discuss options. That’s only step 1 of a much bigger plan, though.

Real bang up job here, Dad.

Here’s a late addition to my holiday gift guide for all you crazy kids out there: Be safe.

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  1. GirthBrooks

    Where is babe of the day? I haven’t jacked off all day I’m over here shaking.

    8 years ago at 3:32 pm
  2. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    “The child will suffer.”
    Wtf is this a novel or a fake email? Pick one, it can’t be both.

    8 years ago at 3:32 pm
    1. richdaddybowtiefrat

      Being against abortion in public, but using it all the time in private TFM

      8 years ago at 10:40 pm
  3. dcp123

    It pains me to agree so thoroughly with Dorn. The Frat douche is just being a stupid, scared kid doing something selfish, inconsiderate and ultimately self-defeating. The dad saying all he can do is pray is all-star douchery. As a last fucking resort, try parenting instead of enabling, shit-bag!

    8 years ago at 3:41 pm
  4. Haven_Monahan

    Gotta say, no one wants a kid at 20. Fuck him for not using protection though.

    8 years ago at 4:10 pm
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      You don’t get that shit til you hit the Florida/Georgia line. We’re one beautiful patch of normalcy in the insanity that is North Florida.

      8 years ago at 10:11 am
  5. Ricky Spanish

    I’m going to Mexico and joining the cartels if I ever get a hoe preggers.

    8 years ago at 8:20 pm
      1. richdaddybowtiefrat

        Prove it FLFratMan. We know you are too much of a liberal GDI to prove it.

        8 years ago at 9:22 pm