An Incoming Freshman’s First Weekend on Campus (As Told by his Facebook Wall)

    1. BuzzAldrin

      Clearly they specified it as (As Told by his Facebook Wall) not his timeline.
      Lace em up

      12 years ago at 2:06 pm
    2. The Big LeFratski

      And yet, the wall ALSO has the newest stuff at the top. Bust out the sneakers there, champ.

      12 years ago at 2:23 pm
    3. SPECOA

      Were we expected to scroll to the bottom and read backwards? No, that’d be fucking stupid.

      12 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. Chuck_Loadsman

      I saw what was done before wasting that minute, and skipped directly to the comments to find someone else who hated it as well.

      12 years ago at 1:22 pm
    1. FratingSiouxForever

      he failed to mention that it was a group of 47 guys and 3 girls. Also none were smart enough to get beer

      12 years ago at 6:39 pm
    1. I am drot nunk

      ^And that comma wasn’t necessary. You know what, I’m just going to stop posting for the day.

      12 years ago at 1:42 pm
    2. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      To lynch or not to castrate deserves to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hazing and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep, perchance to rage balls.

      12 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. EpicFratster

      Every freshman always puts the damn free lanyard on their keys immediately, its like a gateway drug to NF

      12 years ago at 1:25 pm
    2. This Fuckin Guy

      I kind of forgot this was a freshman. The lanyard makes sense now. And sorry JParks, didn’t mean to offend.

      12 years ago at 4:22 pm