An Incoming Freshman’s First Weekend on Campus (As Told by his Facebook Wall) StuffFratPeopleLike13 years ago
That_Guy Yeah. Don’t they know the facebook timeline is reverse chronological? 13 years ago at 1:39 pm
BuzzAldrin Clearly they specified it as (As Told by his Facebook Wall) not his timeline. Lace em up 13 years ago at 2:06 pm
The Big LeFratski And yet, the wall ALSO has the newest stuff at the top. Bust out the sneakers there, champ. 13 years ago at 2:23 pm
SPECOA Were we expected to scroll to the bottom and read backwards? No, that’d be fucking stupid. 13 years ago at 3:52 pm
Chuck_Loadsman I saw what was done before wasting that minute, and skipped directly to the comments to find someone else who hated it as well. 13 years ago at 1:22 pm
FratingSiouxForever he failed to mention that it was a group of 47 guys and 3 girls. Also none were smart enough to get beer 13 years ago at 6:39 pm
colonial ft soldier Anyone who uses “frosh” deserves to be lynched and castrated. 13 years ago at 1:11 pm
I am drot nunk Anyone who lynches and castrated should deserve to use “frosh”. 13 years ago at 1:41 pm
I am drot nunk ^And that comma wasn’t necessary. You know what, I’m just going to stop posting for the day. 13 years ago at 1:42 pm
GotEm ^ agreed. Anyone who uses “frosh” lynches to be deserved and castrated. 13 years ago at 1:43 pm
ThinkThereforeFRAT To lynch or not to castrate deserves to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hazing and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep, perchance to rage balls. 13 years ago at 2:34 pm
EpicFratster Every freshman always puts the damn free lanyard on their keys immediately, its like a gateway drug to NF 13 years ago at 1:25 pm
This Fuckin Guy I kind of forgot this was a freshman. The lanyard makes sense now. And sorry JParks, didn’t mean to offend. 13 years ago at 4:22 pm
Shit.
13 years ago at 12:56 pmYeah. Don’t they know the facebook timeline is reverse chronological?
13 years ago at 1:39 pmClearly they specified it as (As Told by his Facebook Wall) not his timeline.
13 years ago at 2:06 pmLace em up
And yet, the wall ALSO has the newest stuff at the top. Bust out the sneakers there, champ.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmWere we expected to scroll to the bottom and read backwards? No, that’d be fucking stupid.
13 years ago at 3:52 pm^i think he gets it
13 years ago at 4:31 pm^this guy
13 years ago at 6:29 pm^ the guy above this guy.
13 years ago at 12:44 pmFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
13 years ago at 1:07 am“I’M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!”
13 years ago at 8:52 amFucking spot on.
13 years ago at 1:04 pmWhere is the clinging high school girlfriend
13 years ago at 10:26 pm“I can’t wait to pledge.”
13 years ago at 11:55 pm“Im practically a Brother.” I chuckled.
13 years ago at 4:32 pmI will never get that minute of my life back
13 years ago at 1:05 pmAgreed.
13 years ago at 1:06 pmI saw what was done before wasting that minute, and skipped directly to the comments to find someone else who hated it as well.
13 years ago at 1:22 pmtotal gayness
13 years ago at 1:06 pmYEP. THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT, FUCKFACE.
13 years ago at 8:07 pmEase up on the rage you dump
13 years ago at 10:45 pm^^Well. That escalated quickly.
13 years ago at 10:46 am^^^ That really got out of hand
13 years ago at 8:40 pm^^^^ That hand really got out
13 years ago at 10:29 pmreally hand out got of
12 years ago at 10:52 pmHa. “Walking around campus in a group of 50.” Nailed it.
13 years ago at 1:07 pm“Carrying around a campus map” was also a nice touch.
13 years ago at 1:14 pmhe failed to mention that it was a group of 47 guys and 3 girls. Also none were smart enough to get beer
13 years ago at 6:39 pm^Oh, did he?
12 years ago at 2:01 pmFreshman are the worst
13 years ago at 1:09 pmGrammar are good.
13 years ago at 1:13 pm^Something were done here.
13 years ago at 1:17 pmPre-Fresh are worse.
13 years ago at 1:19 pm^ no shit?
13 years ago at 8:09 pmFreshmen is the worst.
13 years ago at 12:46 pm^
13 years ago at 8:46 pmAnyone who uses “frosh” deserves to be lynched and castrated.
13 years ago at 1:11 pmSwitch the order.
13 years ago at 1:24 pmAnyone who lynches and castrated should deserve to use “frosh”.
13 years ago at 1:41 pmShit, castrates* laps, taken.
13 years ago at 1:42 pm^And that comma wasn’t necessary. You know what, I’m just going to stop posting for the day.
13 years ago at 1:42 pm^ agreed.
13 years ago at 1:43 pmAnyone who uses “frosh” lynches to be deserved and castrated.
Anyone who uses lynches deserves to be “frosh” and castrated.
13 years ago at 1:46 pmlynched deserves anyone who castrated and uses “frosh”to be.
13 years ago at 1:50 pm“Frosh” who uses anyone lynches and castrated to be deserved.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmTo lynch or not to castrate deserves to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hazing and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep, perchance to rage balls.
13 years ago at 2:34 pm^Something lynched and castrated here.
13 years ago at 4:47 pmThis shit cracks me up
13 years ago at 9:17 am^^^very nice
13 years ago at 3:58 pm^^^comments are worth reading more than the posts
13 years ago at 1:13 am^^^^^these guys
13 years ago at 6:36 pmThis is great. Lmao.
12 years ago at 12:24 pmI got a good chuckle out of this.
13 years ago at 1:13 pmBut really, lanyards?
13 years ago at 1:14 pmI’m with this fuckin guy
13 years ago at 1:14 pmEvery freshman always puts the damn free lanyard on their keys immediately, its like a gateway drug to NF
13 years ago at 1:25 pmYou guys go to hell. Lanyards are just plain stylish.
13 years ago at 1:26 pm^^ This guy gets it.
13 years ago at 2:01 pmI kind of forgot this was a freshman. The lanyard makes sense now. And sorry JParks, didn’t mean to offend.
13 years ago at 4:22 pm^this name
13 years ago at 4:33 pm^^This Fuckin Guy.
13 years ago at 4:48 pmHilarious.
13 years ago at 1:14 pm#TeamBacon
13 years ago at 1:18 pm^This guy.
13 years ago at 1:20 pm^ #TeamBacon
12 years ago at 10:54 pmTEAM BACON!!!!1!
13 years ago at 1:19 pm