An Incoming Freshman’s First Weekend on Campus (As Told by his Facebook Wall)

  1. Tausbrook

    what self-respecting fraternity man would write on a HS kid’s wall, then comment on his skills in beer pong and admit almost defeat.

    12 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. ATX0476

      I was wondering the same thing… maybe something like “you are so fucked, if you even get a bid” would be ok, but I don’t congratulate my friends on beer bonging, much less high school losers who have friends that long board.

      12 years ago at 4:38 pm
  2. Joran van der Frat

    This had potential but ultimately went nowhere. Like the hot slam from your high school who skipped college to try and become an actress.

    12 years ago at 5:42 pm
  3. ClemsonFratter2016

    Sounds like a fucking Carolina pussy! I know I’m gonna get fucked up, but shit…

    12 years ago at 8:20 pm
    1. Jon M Fratsman

      Look at this motherfucker. The ink on your high school diploma dry yet, son?

      12 years ago at 8:20 am
    2. TheBuschMush

      If by fucked up you are referring to getting hazed, that requires a bid first champ

      12 years ago at 9:51 pm
  4. fratboiiiSAE

    lol i thought i logged to TFM.com, not collegehumor.com. #TeamMichelleOIsAHoe 😉

    12 years ago at 9:02 pm
  5. MustachePledge69

    “all that hazing stuff you hear about is BS bro… i’m practically a brother already”… what the fuck did he join, a sorority?

    12 years ago at 11:10 pm
  6. nattyice4daboyz

    was i the only one who expected him to get outrageously hazed after saying “these frat guys aren’t so bad after all”?

    12 years ago at 12:04 am