Angry Husband Fed Up With WHORE Wife For Fucking Personal Trainer, Lines The Streets With Defamatory Flyers
No one, absolutely NO ONE, fucks Richard’s wife “5 days a week at 5:00am” for six years and gets away with it. A personal trainer at Miami’s [Redacted] Method Fitness made this costly mistake, and thanks to an ingenious grass roots defamatory campaign, basically the whole city of Miami knows about it.
Richard–we’re only calling him Richard for the purpose of anonymity–passed out flyers to let people know this gym isn’t only a place to get a workout in, but it’s also a place to send your cheating WHORE of a wife to have sex with someone other than you.
We received the below tip and attached picture of the flyer the tipster found on his car windshield.
Found this ad on my car after leaving the bar the other night. This bro is absolutely trolling his wife who had an apparent 6 year affair with her personal trainer. These flyers were everywhere, on every car I could see. He also put up a similar Google review for Method fitness.
That can’t be good for business.
Have you seen that “Seinfeld” episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid? At first, before the sex started, she shows up and cleans his home. Jerry pays her and she’s on her way. Then, instead of cleaning when she comes over, they start having sex. She still expects to be paid for her time, even though she doesn’t clean his apartment. He assesses the arrangement and determines that what’s going on is prostitution, since he essentially pays her for sex.
Gym memberships aren’t free, and personal trainers cost even more. She was paying him for the sex. I don’t know, something to think about.
The aforementioned Google review:
Obligatory:
Honestly, this affair sounds exhausting.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmDorn’s that guy that cries for hours when he sees a squirrel hit in traffic
10 years ago at 4:14 pmWhen Dorn get’s home form tfm he jerks it no lotion to his neighbor Jimmy while spying on him with military binoculars
10 years ago at 4:30 pmHow do you know this?
10 years ago at 5:30 pmLooks like ‘ole Dorno’s not the only one whippin’ out the military binocs. Call that shit jerkception.
10 years ago at 6:40 pm“HE” convinced her to LIE about the affair to her husband and continues having sex with “HIM”?
10 years ago at 4:35 pmWhat?
Reading comprehension is tough, huh?
10 years ago at 4:40 pmI pray to god that the 11+ people gave me a lap for being an annoying grammar-Nazi not for being incorrect. If you think that is a correct sentence, go back to your SAT writing section and see why your score is so shitty. The subject is the trainer not the woman.
10 years ago at 5:41 pmFuck it I’ll take more laps just so you don’t embarrass yourself when you write your cover letters/business proposals and writings that actually matter in life.
10 years ago at 5:45 pmIf you want subject of the second part of the sentence to be the woman it should say “and to continue having sex with him.”
Know when to quit man. You’re basically running a marathon with all those laps.
10 years ago at 7:32 pmSadly, this isn’t going to help him in the divorce proceedings. I’d opt to hold my tongue if it keeps a judge from handing my cheating whore wife half of my money.
10 years ago at 5:36 pmPrenup… Remember that when you get married
10 years ago at 6:14 pmGlad you cleared that up.
10 years ago at 8:20 pmI’ll audit the fuck out of that guy.
10 years ago at 10:10 amShe must have been in great shape if she was going to him for six years.
10 years ago at 10:24 am“My wife, the tramp.”
10 years ago at 10:24 amIn case you’re interested. http://www.newtons-method.com/the-method/instructors/chris-newton/
10 years ago at 10:35 am