Another HS Frat Star Outbreak Occurring In Houston Area

It’s an epidemic. The latest outbreak is coming out of the Houston, TX area, at Woodlands High School.

The emailer who notified us provides some pretty solid commentary — as he typed this up instead of doing his physics homework — so we’ll let him take it from here.

I am a high school student at The Woodlands High School just north of Houston. I am wrapping up my junior year and just received my yearbook when I notice something, quite frankly shocking.

There is a section talking about styles that are in and in my HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK EVIDENTLY PEOPLE ARE FRATTY. I hear people call one another “geeds” and “pledge” despite the fact that the are currently GDIs and in fact aspire to pledge. It is an epidemic on the rise. While I am admitting in the recent months I may have displayed some attributes of a HSFS and a try hard (given that I caught myself wearing a vineyard vines vest in some boat shoes and not owning a pair of shorts that are longer that mid quad) but this is too much.

It’s gotten to the point where a yearbook states a student is “fratty.” Also he’s wearing a watch from JC Penny and a shirt from Marshall’s, how is that “fratty”? Regardless as I angrily type this on my iPhone instead doing physics I just thought who else but the writers and editors of TFM would enjoy that photo of the ultimate high school frat star.

Sincerely, ******* ******

And the yearbook photo:

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  1. Toomers corner

    Why the hell did you take my comment off? What about all the other ones that say the exact same thing? You’re a fucking communist dorn/intern. Fuck you.

    12 years ago at 3:04 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      Calm down, I left the kid’s name on there by accident and you mentioned it. You didn’t do anything wrong. Damn baby.

      12 years ago at 3:13 pm
    2. Toomers corner

      Also, that’s really cool how the name just disappeared. How’d you do that?

      12 years ago at 3:17 pm
    3. Toomers corner

      I get that it’s photoshop, but still, that’s cool. I never used photoshop, so I don’t know how it works. Hey war eagle. Just noticed your name.

      12 years ago at 3:25 pm
  2. homomountainyeti

    I would eat those thighs up, maybe with some barbecue sauce and some vaseline!

    12 years ago at 3:11 pm
  3. itsmillertime

    Getting a Ralph Lauren shirt on sale at Marshalls? NF
    Paying full price at a Ralph Lauren Flagship? TFTC

    12 years ago at 3:30 pm
    1. itsmillertime

      of course not. The only short shorts that are acceptable are american flag chubbies.

      12 years ago at 10:42 pm
  4. The Golden Fleece

    I’m sorry, but if any of you wear shorts that short, you look like a damn homo. I don’t give a damn how “fratty,” you think it is to have that short of an inseam, you look like you take it up the ass. But that’s beside the point of the article; fuck high schoolers.

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm