Another HS Frat Star Outbreak Occurring In Houston Area

It’s an epidemic. The latest outbreak is coming out of the Houston, TX area, at Woodlands High School.

The emailer who notified us provides some pretty solid commentary — as he typed this up instead of doing his physics homework — so we’ll let him take it from here.

I am a high school student at The Woodlands High School just north of Houston. I am wrapping up my junior year and just received my yearbook when I notice something, quite frankly shocking.

There is a section talking about styles that are in and in my HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK EVIDENTLY PEOPLE ARE FRATTY. I hear people call one another “geeds” and “pledge” despite the fact that the are currently GDIs and in fact aspire to pledge. It is an epidemic on the rise. While I am admitting in the recent months I may have displayed some attributes of a HSFS and a try hard (given that I caught myself wearing a vineyard vines vest in some boat shoes and not owning a pair of shorts that are longer that mid quad) but this is too much.

It’s gotten to the point where a yearbook states a student is “fratty.” Also he’s wearing a watch from JC Penny and a shirt from Marshall’s, how is that “fratty”? Regardless as I angrily type this on my iPhone instead doing physics I just thought who else but the writers and editors of TFM would enjoy that photo of the ultimate high school frat star.

Sincerely, ******* ******

And the yearbook photo:

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  1. Count__Fratula

    That kids legs are just ridiculously disgustingly long and skinny. It looks like he’s bow-legged and on stilts.

    12 years ago at 3:38 pm
  2. BillFNMurray

    JC Penny’s, Marshalls, and Macy’s are a step above GoodWill and Salvation Army.

    12 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. Whiskey Warrior

      Who the fuck cares where you buy your clothes? Are you telling me you’d rather spend $80 for the same shirt at a polo store than paying $40 for it at somewhere like Marshall’s? That’s a real smart way to manage your money, champ.

      12 years ago at 12:45 am
    2. EricFrattonRushChair

      It’s conversations like this that fuel the high school fratstar fire. Nobody gives a fuck where you buy your clothes and paying twice as much doesn’t make you anymore frat than somebody who gets it on sale, it just makes you look like an idiot for overpaying. Part of being a fratstar is winning fucking everything in life, and getting double charged and taking it with a smile is absolutely a loss. Fuck you all

      12 years ago at 3:34 pm
    3. Neds Older Brother

      ^all of this. It makes absolutely no sense to willingly pay more for something when a cheaper alternative that is identical exists. It just makes you a tryhard who possesses poor business acumen.

      12 years ago at 1:30 am
  3. OMFratRebel

    I’m officially using this column as an excuse for hazing even harder. God I hope one of these kids comes to OM.

    12 years ago at 4:06 pm
  4. EricFrattonRushChair

    This kid’s twitter is full of TFM retweets and stuff about him being “fratty”. I would give him a sacrificial lamb bid, make him read all his tweets out loud infront of the entire chapter, and then immediately drop him. Just for shits.

    12 years ago at 4:26 pm
  5. Suburban Meyer

    Hahahahahahaha, literally every one of that kid’s tweets are RTs of TFM and Rowdy Gentleman.

    12 years ago at 4:48 pm