Another HS Frat Star Outbreak Occurring In Houston Area
It’s an epidemic. The latest outbreak is coming out of the Houston, TX area, at Woodlands High School.
The emailer who notified us provides some pretty solid commentary — as he typed this up instead of doing his physics homework — so we’ll let him take it from here.
I am a high school student at The Woodlands High School just north of Houston. I am wrapping up my junior year and just received my yearbook when I notice something, quite frankly shocking.
There is a section talking about styles that are in and in my HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK EVIDENTLY PEOPLE ARE FRATTY. I hear people call one another “geeds” and “pledge” despite the fact that the are currently GDIs and in fact aspire to pledge. It is an epidemic on the rise. While I am admitting in the recent months I may have displayed some attributes of a HSFS and a try hard (given that I caught myself wearing a vineyard vines vest in some boat shoes and not owning a pair of shorts that are longer that mid quad) but this is too much.
It’s gotten to the point where a yearbook states a student is “fratty.” Also he’s wearing a watch from JC Penny and a shirt from Marshall’s, how is that “fratty”? Regardless as I angrily type this on my iPhone instead doing physics I just thought who else but the writers and editors of TFM would enjoy that photo of the ultimate high school frat star.
Sincerely, ******* ******
And the yearbook photo:
Don’t bid anyone that graduated from “The Woodlands High School”
12 years ago at 9:10 pmFucking pledge.
12 years ago at 9:22 pmBy actually posting these stories you’re giving these fuckers the attention they want. Who’s side are you on?
12 years ago at 9:36 pmYou do not need shorts that are that short.
12 years ago at 10:49 pmGod damnit I am ashamed to say I’m from there. Tha fuck happened since I’ve left?
12 years ago at 3:39 pmI graduated from St.Thomas high school in Houston, and we thought we were the frattiest kids ever, then I actually got hazed…
12 years ago at 11:37 pmI’m not to far out from STH, and I know exactly what kids you are talking about. Although the people in my grade who were HSFS got what they had coming, and so will your class. It’s the circle of Greek life, and it moves pretty quickly.
12 years ago at 10:25 amDorn, we gotta kill these fuckers. Check your email.
12 years ago at 11:17 amI graduated from The Woodlands in ’12, and I swear this kid is a queer. All he talks about is being “fratty” and he thinks he is prestigious due to the brands he wears when he is still a geed. I hope no one gives him a bid, not even pike, because this try-hard does not deserve to join the greek community.
12 years ago at 3:05 am