Apparently Derek Jeter Moans “Yeah Jeets” While Receiving Blow Jobs, Watching His Own Highlights

OscarBluthTFM11 years ago

The Reddit community, a despised yet intriguing group of degenerates on the internet, have unearthed some juicy gossip about New York Yankees shortstop and baseball legend Derek Jeter. Apparently, “Jeets” has some interesting off the field hobbies that need to be addressed by the public. These reports are completely unconfirmed and may not even be slightly accurate, but multiple people have brought forth similar stories and, more importantly, they are hilarious. Here is the completely unaltered transcript:

My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS”.

Followed with this even more awesome reply:

I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said “Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets,” as she kept going. I believe it was a soft “yeah Jeets” as opposed to a screaming bumping “YEAH JEETS.” But it’s close enough. I never knew if it was true, but if someone unrelated has another “Yeah Jeets” story, it is gaining some validity to me.

That’s right, the legend himself could very possibly be a sexual fiend who is more in love with himself than anyone else. “Yeah Jeets” should now make it’s way into popular culture forever. Did well on a test? Yeah Jeets. Won an important intramural football game? Yeah Jeets. Slept with that really hot girl that you probably shouldn’t have had a chance with? Yeah Jeets.

Remember, these reports are absolute hearsay, but, damn it, let’s hope they’re on point, because this is Alex Rodriguez centaur painting good.

[viaDeadspin]