Apparently Wendy’s Added Child Porn to the Value Menu

Juan Rosa, who worked at a San Antonio Wendy’s, was recently busted for distributing child pornography via the drive-thru. Rosa found his customers online and directed them to meet at the restaurant. Rosa then told the prospective pervs to order at the drive-thru and use the codeword “Scooby Doo” to identify themselves. When they reached the window Rosa would hand his customers a memory card along with their order, and probably whatever toy came with the children’s meal as well.

Workers at the Wendy’s were not aware of what Rosa was doing, but several wondered why every customer that came to the drive-thru in a van whispered “Scooby Doo” into the microphone.

This is not the first time Juan Rosa has been arrested for child pornography, he served a sentence for a previous charge before being released in 2010.

When asked if he found it ironic that he was distributing child porn at a fast food restaurant that has a child in its logo Rosa had no comment, but he did blush and give a sassy eye roll.

    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      The TacoBell/KFC in my old home town was selling crack out of the drive through. But customers had to order “extra biscuits.” Needless to say it wasn’t long before someone complained about their order getting wrong.

      True story, bros.

      12 years ago at 5:22 pm
    2. ATsnOw1865

      having crack dealers in your hometown drive through… NF. Having coke dealers in your hometown drive through Faf

      12 years ago at 8:39 pm
  1. anon7472974648

    And he would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

    12 years ago at 1:11 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      *And he would have gotten away with it, too, if he hadn’t been meddling with all those kids.

      12 years ago at 1:44 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      *And he would have gotten away with it, too, if he hadn’t been peddling kids.

      12 years ago at 1:58 pm
    3. BenDover69

      *And he would have gotten away with it, too, if he hadn’t been paddling kids.

      12 years ago at 3:27 pm
    4. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      He might have gotten away with it if he wasn’t of Columbian origin and suffering from a moderate to severe case of asperger’s disease.

      Funny that he was dealing ass burgers and had aspergers.

      12 years ago at 5:26 pm
  2. Dirty_Randy

    Ill take a Junior Bacon cheeseburger, as well as incriminating pictures and videos of Bacon, Jr

    12 years ago at 6:49 pm